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LOL Jarg

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GROSS! I hate bugs! I can completely understand that guy unloading his machine gun on a spider.

How about this: you wake up only to find your Budgie dead in the mouth of a spider.

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They got some nasty spiders over there, my friends that got sent over a couple months ago were talking about them...big! Found this at http://50.lycos.com/040703.asp

They run over 25 miles per hour. They make squealing noises like a child screaming when they scamper about. Worst of all, they are called "camel spiders" because they climb onto the bellies of camels and eat their stomachs from the outside, numbing the flesh by secreting a natural anesthetic. The camels don't even notice until their intestines fall out.

None of which is true.

In reality, camel spiders aren't some mysterious Arabian creature -- we have them in the United States and in Mexico, where they are called matevenados. They are slightly smaller than the human hand, and while they do run quickly, their top speed is 10 miles per hour, not 25. But they also make no noise, they excrete no venom, and although they can be voracious nocturnal predators, they don't eat camels. They eat delicious crickets and pillbugs, and sometimes scorpions.

I hate spiders...If I saw one the size of my hand, and happend to have a gun in my hand, I would most likely unload also!

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You have more than one of these things?!?


Five to be exact. Since you live near me, you ought to check this out while you can.

http://www.reptileandexoticanimalshow.com/nc/

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Doh! I won't have time.. Sounds cool though. I can handle the petting zoo :lol:

Here is an Austrailan Bird Eating Spider... I am becoming facinated by these creatures.
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The Jargonaut wrote:
Doh! I won't have time.. Sounds cool though. I can handle the petting zoo :lol:

Here is an Austrailan Bird Eating Spider... I am becoming facinated by these creatures.
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OMG!! :shock: :shock: wheres my 20 gauge !!! I'll kill it !! :lol: :lol: :lol: .... ( May need Buckshot !!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Step on a spider, and it will rain the next day."

I wonder if you could put out a forest fire with one of those? Schwantz, drive over to Kelowna and try it out! :lol:

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