There once was a fragger named Bigi
Who mopped up the game like a squeegee.
He was unemployed
Now he's one to avoid --
He mops like he's rowing to Fiji.

OK, not my best work, but that's the best I could do tonight.

There was a young fragger named Clem
Who was also our coder pro tem.
He played without sound
But saw in Dolby Surround,
His perception was creme de la creme.

29 years we've been husband and wife
i've been through records and cd's and mp3s,guitars, computers
tools and toys that I buy,
You say you love me with a sigh,
I sit up at night and play redeemer online now instead
you say what time did you come to bed?
It wasn't that late I reply,
You say you love me with a sigh,
You put up with me cause you love me I know,
You say it's late to bed let's go,
One more level is what i'll try,
You say you love me with a sigh.



We got married when I was 21.
Am I the old man?

Billy....only one thing to say....

Werd...(translation for old people 'I feel ya', further translation for older people 'I understand what you're saying'...tanslation for fraggers 'Roger That')

been married nearly 4 years now...she hates my computer.
..........

LOL Mah, only a couple of errors....whom is counting?

Yes, I did have some inspiration. (#$%$#!)

LOL good one BillyJoe.

Have any of you shown the website and forum to your spouses?! Mine got this weird look on her face, like are you in too deep, do we need a professional "intervention" here?

There was once was plumber named Pipe
Whose ass preferred swift kicks to wipes.
He tried to impale
But was given to fail --
He was a taking- not snaking-it-type.

Dolby Surround? I wish I have a multi-monitor setup.. remember the Matrox Parhelia triple-monitor setup with UT2003 last year?

http://www.matrox.com/mga/3d_gaming/home.cfm



- clemmentine ( Maiden_Arashi / clem|IAmKamui! )

There was once was a fragger named Trigon
Who could not let bygones be bygones.
When he took drastic action
To gain satisfaction,
He backfired a missile to die on.

You may be one of the old guys, but I'd be another:
Married 26 years now, married when I was 21 and my wife was 20: she wasn't legal to drink even though married, and boy was she pissed!

I showed your poem to my wife, and she said, "That sounds just like us!" :lol:

Sigh :cry: .....the story of my Ut life !! 8)

Tri

Our valiant admin the Hermskii
Bit the Apple and swallowed the wormskii.
The snake slithered on
To the next willing lawn,
Hissing, "Dangerousss thing, a little learnssskky."