There was an old pervert named Skank
Who went to Ariza to wank.
To his great delight
There were cows left and right.
Chewing cud and exposing some flank.

:!:

There was a young lady named Sci
Who hired the machinist named Tri.
She whispered in Klingon
What to weld the huge thing on:
They were building a missile to fly.

Updated

lol mah thats cool sorry for the absence I was out again I have been back and forth lol I will right something of ut mah thanks for the Ideas yall I keep them comin

Mahatma, a poet of great renown
So well known for his clever put-downs
Has lambasted us all
With such verbage and gall
That this thread is one that he owns

well done nameless. Nice to see some other folks getting in on this. I'll get it updated as soon as I can. I guess I better start thinking some up. I'm not much for the performing arts though. :D

lol good one. Although I would call them send-ups rather than put-downs... :lol:

This calls for retaliation. I will pick on NM though, in your stead.


There once was a player named Max,
Who styled but was lacking in facts.
His expensive white screen
Showed strong hues of green,
Yet his playing looked better on Macs.

I feel honored Mah. I believe I'm the first to receive a second "Send Up". :lol: I'll try to get the new ones up today.

There once was a guy named Dark Matter
Who got off to the sound of the splatter
He lobbed from the Isle
with a very big smile
leaving opponents in tatters.

I tried. :?

its not my calling, but how is this:

There once was a man named Bigi
Who entered the room with a dicki
He smacked some hoes down
and accepted his crown
and now his keyboard is sticki

There once was a frager named Mah
Whom stood so big, and tall
Then Bigi steped from his throne
And sent that girl home
And now she sits, in aww

....rock...lol

One day Mah was on Winter,
and she was waiting, for Newbies to enter,
Bigi entered and ran
as fast as he can
but knew, no way he could beat her.

lol

One day I saw some regs on winter
I thought, what if should enter
I would stop messin around
and capture my crown
Then Mah entered.

I once met a lady named Mah,
Who had, very big paws,
I looked and frowned,
When she went to the ground,
Thinking, its about time!


LOL...good thread, (bigi is drunk again)

LOL Bigi, you had some inspiration yesterday! Now that you are sober, you may have to go over some of those grammar and spelling problems ... :lol: