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 Post subject: [OT]..and now for something completely different.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:28 pm 
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As a child of the 80s, one of the biggest past times we engaged in was Yo Mamma jokes. Now I challenge you to come up with some funny Yo Mamma jokes. I shall start this little experiment with this one...

Yo Mamma's so hairy, Jane Goodall is camped out in her back yard

Now BRING IT!!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 2:07 pm 
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here ya go

yo mamma's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped the wrong end.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 2:55 pm 
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Yo mamma's so fat she has to wear a watch on each wrist; one for each time zone!

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor had to put here in a tank of water to see which end she breathed from from!

I have a feeling this thread is going to go very bad very fast! I can't wait to be honest!

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this sounds like fun


yo mommas so nasty , she gets sour dough yeast infections

yo mommas so cheap she reuses her tampon strings for dental floss


i'll save the rest till i see some more , i got plenty



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yo mamma's so fat when ya dad f**Ks her he needs a bag of dust to find the damp patch


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Yo Mamma's So Ugly she makes blind children cry.


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ROFL.... KEEP THEM COMING!!!

Yo Mamma's so hairy, Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo Mamma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


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Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's reversing!

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Yo Mamma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock!

Snap!


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Yo Mamma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock betwixt her thighs!!!! Backwards even!!!!!


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Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo momma is so fat, she has a moon orbiting her!


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This ought to completely finish this thread off.

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

http://www.mommajoke.com


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lol

way to go Iceman ... :lol: uhhhhh ....

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