Yikes could write love poems/SRA LIMERICk Thread

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:19 am

LOL I like the little beret on the female soldier!!!

Come on Yikes, write something UT related!

Riff-Raff · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:40 am

I like the beret Max... can you add a goatee as well?

lol

torp

<SRA>Maximus · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2003 7:23 am **Posts:** 436

Damn why didn't i think of that. It's perfect. Consider it done.

Riff-Raff · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:59 pm

Too funny!

Excellent work Max!!!

Mahatma · **Posted:** Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:45 am

roflmao! hahahaha, good one.

There's a player who stuffs armadillos
After smothering them with a pillow.
His collection's disgust

ing,
The young dillos, too trusting,
That's what geritol does to a fellow.

Mahatma · **Posted:** Mon Aug 04, 2003 10:45 pm

There was a young lawyer named Fod
Who spoiled his wife by sparing the rod.
If only he'd spanked
Instead of just wanked
He'd be happier blowing his wad.

blondehottie · **Posted:** Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:53 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

need i say more

hotts

Mahatma · **Posted:** Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:49 pm

There was blond hotty, BlondeHottie,
Who punished with looks and her body.
When push came to shove,
It was nuclear love
That she dealt to the dudes that were naughty.

Mahatma · **Posted:** Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:36 pm

Jarg was a player who sang
Like a man with a very big wang
He put on the Ritz
Like a guy with big titz
But squirted in whimpers not bangs.

blondehottie · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:26 am

roflmfao you are great mah

hotts

Mahatma · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 8:14 pm

There was a young doctor Bengali
Who procto-ed the Skarj and the Nali.
Hippocrates said
Lie face-down in her bed
For taking it standing is folly.

The Jargonaut · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 9:19 pm

ROFL!

I'm .... Uh.... Flattetred?

Mahatma · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:03 pm

You didn't see yours four days ago, Jarg?

There once was a Biker named Nameless
Who in matters of missiles was blameless.
But in matters of dress
His buddies confessed
If he wore fewer studs he would flame less.
And the leather chaps didn't help much either.

The Jargonaut · **Posted:** Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:05 pm

I am not much of a poet, so don't say I did 't warn ya..

Mahatmaâ€™s the subject of this rhyme.
Killing newbies is known as his crime.
Though one of the pros
No one really knows
If Mah sits down or stands up at piss time.

BOOM!

Mahatma · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2003 10:17 am

lol not too bad Jarg! :lol:

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