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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:19 am 
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LOL I like the little beret on the female soldier!!!

Come on Yikes, write something UT related!

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I like the beret Max... can you add a goatee as well?

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Damn why didn't i think of that. It's perfect. Consider it done.

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Too funny!

Excellent work Max!!!


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roflmao! hahahaha, good one.

There's a player who stuffs armadillos
After smothering them with a pillow.
His collection's disgusting,
The young dillos, too trusting,
That's what geritol does to a fellow.

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There was a young lawyer named Fod
Who spoiled his wife by sparing the rod.
If only he'd spanked
Instead of just wanked
He'd be happier blowing his wad.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

need i say more

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There was blond hotty, BlondeHottie,
Who punished with looks and her body.
When push came to shove,
It was nuclear love
That she dealt to the dudes that were naughty.

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Jarg was a player who sang
Like a man with a very big wang
He put on the Ritz
Like a guy with big titz
But squirted in whimpers not bangs.

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roflmfao you are great mah

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There was a young doctor Bengali
Who procto-ed the Skarj and the Nali.
Hippocrates said
Lie face-down in her bed
For taking it standing is folly.

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ROFL!

I'm .... Uh.... Flattetred?


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You didn't see yours four days ago, Jarg?


There once was a Biker named Nameless
Who in matters of missiles was blameless.
But in matters of dress
His buddies confessed
If he wore fewer studs he would flame less.
And the leather chaps didn't help much either.

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I am not much of a poet, so don't say I did 't warn ya..

Mahatma’s the subject of this rhyme.
Killing newbies is known as his crime.
Though one of the pros
No one really knows
If Mah sits down or stands up at piss time.



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lol not too bad Jarg! :lol:

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