Yikes could write love poems/SRA LIMERICk Thread

Yikes · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:53 am

Hi yall,

Did I tell anyone that I knew how to make or write poems If any of you guys or girls want I could post some poems up :) ......

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:03 am

There once was a player named Schwantz,
Whose manner was that of a ponce,
He dressed like a chick
With a very small d/ck
Lookin for a little romance.

Signed,
Lady in Red

Yikes · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:08 am

oh cool but I am not looking for rommance I just was wondering if you guys and girls wanted to hear some of my poems hhehehehee?

DARKMATTER · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:49 am

hey mahatma isn't that a limerick not a poem????
not to say i didnt expect it i was thinking 'there was a man from nantucket' when i first read the thread :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but urs is much better :P :twisted: :twisted: :oops:
Dark :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

<SRA>Maximus · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2003 7:23 am **Posts:** 436

Whats Mah's gender?

Mahatma · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:42 pm

Well, where's the poem Yikes?

In the meantime, here's another limerick.

There once was a server in Texas
Whose matches attracted both sexes
The players decided
That Mahatma's divided
South of her large solar plexus.

a nameless entity · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:31 pm

One by Swinbourne:

There once was a girl from Aberswythe
Who took some grain to the mill to get grist with
But the miller's son Jack
Laid her flat on her back
And united the organs they pissed with

It's up to you guys to decide which one was Mah! :twisted:

Disclaimer: I have no idea how to spell "Swinburn". I know of the famous author, but this is the only work of his I am familiar with. I have no idea how to spell "Aberswythe" either, but it is a genuine place. Furthermore, I have no idea which one Mah was, either.

Riff-Raff · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2003 11:50 pm

Mahatma wrote:

Well, where's the poem Yikes?

In the meantime, here's another limerick.

There once was a server in Texas
Whose matches attracted both sexes
The players decided
That Mahatma's divided
South of her large solar plexus.

ROFLMAO Mah, well done!

Mahatma · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:59 am

danke danke. That what we English lit guys do.

Here's one for you.

A dominatrix there was from Seattle
Who was classically trained in nuke battles
She could wield the transloc
With the best of the folk
But she spanked with an old-fashioned paddle.

<SRA>Maximus · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2003 7:23 am **Posts:** 436

ROTFLMAO! Dude you have totally missed your callling. Oh no wait you teach ENGLISH LIT. so I guess you didn't. these may have to go on the site as well. Need to be immortalized. We'll call it something like Mahatma's poetry Cafe or something like that. Gonna have to find a pic of a black beret to put on your characters head though. :D

Mahatma · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2003 9:59 am

LOL Nameless. I didn't know Swinburne wrote limericks. Not my period. But very good stuff. I may have to post some of the Earl of Rochester's dirty poems. Lemme go look em up.

Max,

Web-designing is best on a MAC,
By Naughtius, New Jersey's mack.
The slave-gladiator
Now master-bater
Shined his Apple and never looked back.

{Ã‚Â§ÃƒÅ½R}Ãƒ · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:16 am

Hmmm...Don't know too much Poetry :

There was a young man from Boston
Who bought a Baby Austin ,it had enough
room for his ass and a can of gas ,but his B@!!'s fell out
and he lost 'em!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Yikes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:40 pm

lol here is mine

You are so special in every way
you are the reason I get up and start my day.
I want to thank you far all the joy you've brought to my life.
Someday I hope that I may call you my wife
you are the best thing that has ever happened to my life
my heart has many doors and you have every key
I am in the presence of an angel every time we meet
you are so kind you make all pain go away
you make the sun come out when skies are gray
I want our love to last forever I never want it to cease
I need you in my life more than world needs peace
It's crazy to look at us and see how perfect we are
We love each other from distances near or far
I could hold you all day until my arms get weak
I could stare at you forever and not even speak
You make me so happy when you are around
It's like floating on a cloud and I never want to come down
I hate to even think one day this may end
You're not just my lover you're my best friend
but if a day comes where we must depart
remember that you'll have two chambers in my heart
and if sometimes I act sad and it seems like I don't care
remember I will always be me baby and I'm your bear!

Author: ][SRA][YIKES

Mahatma · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:02 pm

There was a young poet named Yikes
Who fingered the hole of a dyke.
The dyke of the heart
Dripped waters of art
Dammed up with his lyrical pike.

Mahatma · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:18 pm

Ok let's try another one:

There was a young German N6
Who courted Inspector Hans Blix
When the old Swede discovered
Tanner's weapon uncovered
He reported the schnitzel and dix.

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