you know you play to much ut when playing ball with your kids and you get hit and scream i need some back up

you know you play to much ut when you tell your better half Eat THAT :twisted:

you know you play to much you ut when you start doing flips when you hear a noise behind you



hottie

ROTFLMAO. #2 is too damn funny BH. welcome aboard Marisa & thanx for contributing. the "You might play too much UT" page has been updated.

LMAO!!!

Good update! I can't believe you actually posted Herm's cut-n-paste from another site! That list is so frickin huge!

Marissa this cracked me up bad: "instead of laughin in real life u say lol - prononced lol as in lol-ly pop". LOL! :lol:

Good one Hottie. OK let's see if we can get this rolling in the direction you have begun ...

You know u play too much ut when ...

... in the throes of love-making, you scream out "Oh Yeah!" exactly the way Jarg says it.

When you post a sign outside of your half bath in the basement that says "My House!"

hottie forgot to mention the second part. after recieving the order "EAT THAT" you quickly throw her legs behind her head and say "HOLD THIS POSITION"

who's your skaarj?

slayed :twisted:

LMAO hottie+slayed

LMAO

too much ut when:

... after munching the rug per the order "eat that," and taming the taco with the order "hold this position," she yells out, "control point is secure."

I don't if anyone said this are not.

Cooking and try fix dinner while play UT.
Try to eat same time u playing Ut.



I bet herm ready said it that Long list his.

when you make your own ut screen savers to watch while taking a break from playing



PS anybody who wants screen saver let me know i can make custom one for you.
PPS sorry guys and girls windows only dont shoot me i didnt write the programme i just use it .
Dark :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't understand. :wink:

Prior to the "hold this position" it is proper etiquette to scream "Incoming"

if i hav to tella nyoen else it is marisa not marissa i will kill u all! lol!
and btw in real life i hav acutally foudn myself sayin lol like lol-ly when i find something amusing so watch out there are freaks liek me out there!

You see a Fluroresent light bulb flicker and you instantly have a picture in you're head of the light flickering on Deck 16 !!

You think that this year instead of using the weapons that came with the disc of " Deer hunter 4 " you'll try instagib for a change to hunt with .

You look at people on the street and try to guess which ones play Ut too much to!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Tri :)

Hey DarkMatter -- why don't you send your screensaver in so we can all download it!!! we're interested!


I'm telling you all -- we are on the road to making RI tshirts and baseball caps ... :lol:

Ok mah i could send it in but were to ???? if ya meen max's site will have word with him and see
Dark :twisted:
PS dont know about caps but could make shirts
done them for other things dont think ut would be any harder
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You sit there play UT with the lights on. You use to hear sound like gun shots going off on UT .You hear gun shots sound then lights go off in your room.You realism that gun shots sound was two light bulbs busting.Play to much ut almost takes. You six months to replace lights bulbs that setting in closet for that long. One day you turn off computer can't see where you going almost trip over chair. Then you replace two lights bulbs................