Two men were robbing a bank at night. They managed somehow to break in while it was closed for the night, and no alarms were set off.
The bank had two giant safes all the way in the back. So instantly, they went to work. They had a suitcase full of gear to help them get the safes open. After some work, the first safe finally budged. But inside was nothing more than a cup of vanilla pudding. Was this some sort of official set up by the bankers just in case the place was ever robbed?
The one robber looks at the other robber and remarks, "Well, at least we got some food. I was getting hungry." He eats the pudding in about 10 seconds.
After that, the second safe is opened. Inside is the same vanilla treat. The other robber who just got done watching his companion eat the pudding, is very confused and pretty mad, but he figures he'd eat some too since he skipped dinner. Like his criminal sidekick, he eats the pudding and finishes it within seconds.
After he finishes, the two robbers begin to feel sick. They are obviously pissed off that there was only pudding in the safes. They just decide to call it a night, and plus they are feeling kinda woozy. They exit the bank.
The following morning, one of the crooks is reading the local newspaper.
The headline to the article on the front page is, "City's Sperm Bank Robbed Overnight"
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