You know that you play too much UT when your mate is nagging you and you think to yourself, " If I had my translocator I could telefrag his/her ass from here."

You know that you play too much UT when you refer to your bedroom exploits as "Hide-N-Guide"

You know that you play too much UT when you feel more comfortable squished into a dark corner then out in the middle of a large room.

You know that you play too much UT when you go to a large metropolitan area and think to yourself "I know I'm surrounded by newbs."

You know that you play too much UT when you go out to the country and pass fields full of cows all you can think of is Schwantz or Deadsun.

Yes. I was bored.

You know you've played too much UT when you're sitting in a large building, and you see some big fat girders you could easily walk on up near the ceiling, and you realize you want to get up there and look around to see what you can find. (really happened!) :lol:

You know you play to much UT ...

... when you consider a profession in Redeemer publications and websites.

... when you want your original UT nickname back, and it is "Nameless."

... when you have nightmares that take place on Crane and Dark City.

... when you have definite pictures in your mind of all the real people you have never seen who play UT with you.

Hey nameless. Looks like Mah has resorted to taking pot shots at us. :lol:

Geez, all I did was revert to namelessness because that's what the members were too used to calling me. I did it for them! :P :razz: :lol:

Not pot-shots, just gentle ribbing!

:D

too much UT when all your keys are covered in dust but the ones you use for moving.

Especailly you playing redeemer mod most keys cover with dust.

Good one jsatan. That one made me laugh as a few of Mah's did too. Is anyone putting this on the web page for this stuff?

I got this on line:

You know when you've been playing too much UT when...

- Every time someone dies in a movie you hear the announcer saying "head shot", or "monster kill".
- Every where you go you think to yourself, "That would be a great sniper position."
- People throw themselves off a ledge rather than go against you're enforcer.
- You fall asleep at your computer and wake up with 30 frags doing the hump.
- The other teams flag is shooting at you too.
- At work you tell your boss "I've got your back"
- People on the street feign dead in front of you.
- You smell like the box UT came in.
- Your mom makes you cookies shaped like UT characters.
- Got arrested for climbing the flag pole at your local post office.
- Always find yourself engaging according to operational parameters.
- The cables for your monitor, keyboard and mouse reach all the way to the bathroom..
- You have erotic dreams of Nakita in her tight little battle dress...
- You re-live your latest matches in your dreams, and then wake up behind your monitor only to discover you WERE actually playing UT as you slept...
- You still hang around at this forum at six a.m. even when EVERYBODY has gone to bed...
- You drive through town, thinking how cool it would be if someone made an exact replica of it for UT...
- You discover that standing still is no longer a part of your primary functions...
- You seriously consider "Headshot" as an appropriate name for your little boy...
- You suddenly realize that all of the above reasons are based on actual experiences...
- You strafe around corners everywhere you go.
- You walk several steps backward after you sneeze, 'cuz u know that green stuff's gonna explode!
- You just walk over things instead of bending over to pick them up.
- Your wife and kids left u at some point, but you're not exactly sure when...
- You are afraid to look out the window, because of snipers.
- You have an almost irresistable urge to steal the flag from McDonald's.
- You talked my boss into buying UT, and insisted that he use the Xan mesh.
- When u need to get into the attic, u catch yourself looking for the Translocator instead of the stepladder.
- You reach for your Enforcer and dodge forward out of bed as soon as u "respawn" in the morning
- You burn the music from your favorite maps onto a CD and play it at work to make the withdrawal less painful.
- You can frag anybody/bot with the enforcer.
- You try to buy a Rocket Launcher on Ebay.
- You are reading this list.
- Planet Unreal is your start page.
- You know Cliffy B's home adress and have never met him before.
- Everywhere you go you constantly jump and zig-zag.
- You only date girls whose name is Nikita.
- If u see ANY flag, uget to urge to snatch it, run home like hell and shout "cover me"
- Nobody calls you by your real name anymore.
- You start to wear actual UT clothing.
- You don't have friends anymore
- You go to bed with yourkeyboard as a pillow (ehh actually u don't go to bed, u sleep on your desk)
- You buy a cell phone only because people can no longer reach you due to marathon UT sessions online.
- Your roommate buys a cell phone only because of your marathon UT sessions online. (And what's sad, is that these are true)
- The beginning of every conversation you have with your roommate is "Hey, watch me kill this guy...."
- You no longer get up to go to the bathroom. (And that doesn't mean you've stopped going, either)
- Your pressure your fiance to include your UT nickname as part of her married name. "What's wrong with Sarah Michaels-Fragmeister? Oh, c'mon, you're just being silly...why don't you care about the things I care about...?"
- You are willing to forgo watching The Simpsons to play UT.
- Playing UT is starting to interfere with how much time you can spend in bars.
- You've removed cherished pornography from your hard drive to do a "full install" to squeeze out the few extra FPS.
- You actually buy copies of the game for friends so you can frag them online.
- You actually buy new PCs for friends, so you can buy them the game, so you can frag them online.
- Sex? Just two more flag runs, and after I frag this $@#%! sniper that keeps nailing me...
- You dress in either all blue or all red (and when you see an innocent bystander in the opposite colour you yell "incoming")
- You shoot bottle rockets, u try to "lock on" to birds.
- You find myself "dodging" in gym class, only to crush the gym teacher.
- You get up at 5:30 every morning to play an hour of UT before school (the night before, u usually play 'till 12:00.)
- The next day, when u fall asleep in school, u dream of UT.
- When someone is talking ****, u say "I am the Alpha and the Omega!", and they say "Huh?"
- You say "Roger" instead of "yes".
- You search for secret doors in your closet, hoping to find a shield belt.
- You pretend to carry an impact hammer, and every time you bump into someone, you make a "booomphhhhh" sound with your mouth.
- You do something -- anything -- five times in a row and then yell, "Killing Spree!"
- You walk up and down your street, looking to use your ASMD Combo on anything that moves.
- You practice circle strafing in your living room.
- You complete UT you cut out the trophy on the front of your box and put it in a display cabinet.
- You get lag in real life.
- You only speak in UT taunts.
- You start strafing around doors and corners in own house.
- You try throwing CDs at someones neck to try and get a headshot.
- Every 15 minutes or so your vision goes blue and the word LOADING appears in front of you.
- You're disappointed when you put your belt on in the morning and it doesn't give you a strange gold electric glow.
- You're disappointed when you put your trainers on and they don't let you jump 30 foot in the air.
- You break into a state of chronic depression when you find that UT keeps crashing!
- You wonder if you can find strange white barrels with blue fluid in to make you twice as healthy!
- You find you look ugly so you try to change your skin.
- You fall off a building and think if you write 'Ghost' or 'God' on a piece of paper everything will be fine.
- You try to turn Autotaunts on in real life so you can speak automatically.
- Every other game in your collection becomes obselete.
- You constantly hear UT music playing in your mind.
- You find the UT HUD has burnt into your monitor screen.
- You walk true a building you say to yourself: Hmm this would be a great DM level.
- You attach a sniper scope to your sunglasses so you can practice your aim outside. (if you ever go outside).
- You frantically clamor for the F9 key when something cool happens in front of you in real life.
- You can do a PERFECT imitation of the announcer, Xan and Male AND Female voices, and quote them often.
- Everytime a plane goes over head you duck around a corner to dodge death by tactical nuke.
- You get pissed off because none of the lesbian porn you just downloaded stars Ivana.
- You run around the office looking searching for biospooge ammo to donate to your boss in hopes that you can gain freedom. Slavemaster anyone?
- You order Health Vials at McDonald's instead of Big Macs
- There is a mean butt print in the chair in front of your computer
- You forgot what your family looks like, so you just picture them as UT characters
- You make UT character shapes out of your mash potatoes.
- You have pit stains in your arm pits.....from last weeks game of UT.
- You make your house in UnrealEd.
- Your neighbors move because they're tired of hearing "DIE BITCH!"
- You're on your third mouse pad and it's only been a week since you got your first one.
- Instead of walking down stairs you jump down and quickly look around.
- You move into a bigger place just to have LAN parties.
- You're at a job interview and all you can think to ask is "Do you play UT?"
- You have a toilet built into your chair in front of your comp so no one takes the flag while you're in the washroom.
- You close your eyes you still see UT playing.
- You make sweet love to the UT......forget it.
- You grab your right ear when you talk.
- You wish your milk came from Nali War Cows
- You run home from work backwards, to make sure your tail is clear.
- You wake up in the morning you "moo" instead of yawn.
- You survive on your own spit so you dont have to leave your computer.
- You deleted Microsoft Office and McAfree(on your work computer) so UT would fit
- You stole RAM out of Gateway's display computers to run UT
- You wish every game had a "UT" mod
- You think Predator's invisible mode is a copy off of UT Invisibility
- You think Quake 1/2/3's Quad Damage is a copy off of UDamage
- You considered deleting Windows so UT would fit
- You wonder why the police don't carry Impact Hammers instead of stun-guns
- You have smashed serveral keyboards in frustration after losing at UT
- You go to church and say "What a copy off of UT's training map!"
- The UT theme becomes your favorite song
- You write lyrics for every UT song
- You buy the autographed copy of UT on ebay, regardless of cost
- You dress up as the Nali War Cow for Halloween
- You try to run UT on a Dreamcast
- You try to run UT on an N64
- You try to run UT on a Playstation
- You run up to every person you see and SCREAM! MOUHAGA!! MOUHAGA!!
- You assault anyone and everyone that says UT is rubbish, including Lennox Lewis.
- You try to create an emulator for the Palm Pilot so you can take your fragging on the road
- Your desktop shortcut for UT is worn out and fading
- Other shortcuts on your desktop start accumulating dust and cobwebs
- You carry around a flag sticking out of your backpack and is illuminated by neon lights
- Your dog runs around with a rocket launcher strapped to its back
- Your Desktop has 2 icons. Unreal Tournament, and the My Computer icon that has been renamed to "Wouldn't you rather play Unreal Tournament?".
- You work at McDonalds once a week to pay for twinkies, vodka, and to pay your ISP.
- You get fired from that job for saying things like "I am the alpha and the omega, may I take your order?" & "You are obsolete, but would you like to try our chicken finger combo anyway?".
- While hunting for a new job, you put on your resume: ability to circle strife & able to perform shock combo while on the move.
- After you quit UT, you still hear the music and Nikita saying "Defend the Flag!", "Same Team Idiot!", "Get their flag!!"
- You consider moving to Utah, so you can have "UT" in your mailing address.
- You try to walk forwards in real life, your middle finger moves to press the W key.
- As above, you push the imaginary mouse forward to look up.
- You look around in a room full of people and wonder exactly how much damage you could do with a full minigun. Or a flak cannon! Yeah...just imagine...they'd all just be mown down.... Anyway....
- After a rocket launcher monster-kill jumpy-spin rocket jump whilst navigating CTF-LavaGiant backwards with 2 health, flag in hand, you realise you are standing up, red-faced, snorting like a bull. You slowly sit down, cap the flag, and try to regain some level of dignity. (Translation: The adrenaline gets to you)
- While walking around (real life again), your imaginary HUD informs you that someone has your flag, and, to the bewilderment of all around, you start searching for them.
- Your hands are in permanent keyboard/mouse shapes.
- You seriously consider writing a Nali/English dictionary. (Now there's a challenge.)
- You set up a match with ten Novice Warcow bots, just to see them go moo.
- You get some clay and a Stanley knife and try to literally become a Skaarj Hybrid. Very painful and ultimately impossible. Do not try.
- You wonder if it's time for a game of Quake III Arena.
- The only 2 words in your vocabulary (must have spelled that wrong) are "Die" and "Bitch"
- You occasionally wonder why ur headed for the escalator, instead of just jumping onto the railing, then dropping to the lower level ten feet down.
- You keep wondering, "the architecture in here is so complex. Why isn't the framerate dropping?"
- You run up to a bunch of construction workers and ask, "Where's your impact hammers???"
- You strap a WebCam onto a bottle rocket, just to get the feeling of a redeemer
- You tie some scraps of metal to your dog and change his name to Warcow
- You stick UT in a playstation trying to get it to work
- You squeeze some RAM into a playstation, thinking thats the reason why its not working.
- It actaully WORKS
- Your about to have sex with your girl friend, and you yell, "Im in position!!"
- You look for the T key everytime you want to talk to someone...
- You sell your car just to get that little extra RAM for those little extra FPS...
- Instead of saying "Hi" you say "Qu'pada!" everytime someone greets you...
- You name your bots after you friends so you'll feel like you have a social life.
- You know the meaning of every single clan tag in the world, $GB$,[C1],[Ci],[NBK] etc.
- You try and learn how to stick rocket launchers, shock rifles, mini guns, ammo, a chainsaw, and an impact hammer in your pocket all at the same time, and you just cant get how you can in the game.
- You do the hump everytime something good happens!
- You call all your friends and arrange a true to life Hump fest (The taunt, dummy!)
- Everytime you respond to anything you say "Roger that!"
- Your refrigerators next to your computer.
- You goto the gun store looking for a green autopistol
- You look for two of them
- While bar hopping in Georgetown, D.C. you run down an alley convinced there is a domination control point somewhere at the end
- You visit Buckingham palace and wonder where all of the lava went to
- You wonder why NASA even bothers with space suits
- At the public pool you repeatedly dive into the deep end to look for the redeemer that you *know* is down there
- You think CliffyB should run for president.
- You downloaded so many maps, your UT directory takes up 10GB.
- You have made all the sounds from UT into wav files and put them on your work laptop, so every time you make a sale your laptop squawks MONSTER KILL
- You try to explain to someone about that "feeling of running into base with the flag" and they look at you like you're smoking crack
- You avoid recreational drug use, since you'd hate for it to "affect your reflexes"
- Your friends ask you to go camping with them and you get offended that they'd think you'd do something like that
- You start a multiplayer game so "the bots can have some excercise"
- Your 1 1/2 year old daughter smiles at things, u automatically say ur one and only taunt: "You like that?"
- Your History teacher mentions Operation Overlord you have flashbacks!
- You're walking down your college campus and start imagining possible places where a redeemer or a shield belt may be hidden or weather or not they are accessible by jump boots.
- You play UT to actually relieve stress.
- You forget how to play "politics" at work and only wish you could Insta-Gib.
- You forget you really can't jump 20 feet.
- ...and once you have jumped you forget you can't steer.
- Real life doesn't seem as real as UT
- The server admin is your best friend
- Your resume starts off with "excellent teamworker, ranked 153 Quarterly CTF."
- ...and ends with "excellent problem solver, when given the proper resources (redeemer)."
- You pull off the name tag from your office door and replace it with your UT nickname

You know you play too much Ut when you finish writing a list like that and break down and cry over all the lost hours you could have been playing UT. :lol:
Nice list Herm. Everyone is gonna give up trying to add now. :lol:

And I thought I was obssessed. :D

To answer your question Herm, Yes I will be adding all the stuff I have been neglecting over the past couple weeks. Including this list

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I gave up try to read that list Of Herm to long .I rather to play Ut instead read that?
Sorry Herm

"roger that" :lol:

you know ur playing too much unreal tournament when:
*in your dreams u realise u control urself with w,a,s,d and a mouse.
*you totally ignore an online fried on aol/msn/yahoo messenger, when they refuse to re download the bonus packs the deleted by "accident"
*AS soon as you meet someone online or in real life one of the first things you ask is "do u play unreal t?"
*You start asking ur mum to "just look at that", "you like that?!" hile playing the game
*If anyone stands within a metre of you, you proptly scream "get out of here leasve me alone im bust arghhh u gonne m ake me frag myself" while not taking your hadns of the eybaord or eyes of the screen*
*you seriously consider making unreal weapons out of olod bits of cardbaord and cereal boxes to run aroudn the house fragging your parents and sister ebcoz they are such noobs*
*instead of laughin in real life u say lol - prononced lol as in lol-ly pop.*
*you decide to create your own clan and practically cry when no one will join*
*everytime you here a noize in your house you think quick wheres my sniper rifle!*
*you try to use your eyes to zoom in on things in the distance*
cant think of any more will post them when i do