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A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies: <br><br>1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." <br><br>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" <br><br>3. "Can you hear me NOW?" <br><br>4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" <br><br>5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" <br><br>6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." <br><br>7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" <br><br>8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." <br><br>9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" <br><br>10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must a-quit!" <br><br>11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." <br><br>12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" <p></p><i></i>
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