Yes.. it is time. Your humble scribe and redeemerizer will be winging his way to the centre of the Canadian Universe, Toronto, Ontario this Sunday. The Gov't of Canada will be putting me up in an all suite hotel just off Yonge St. (isn't that where the hookers are?). I scronged up a crappy notebook so I'll be checking in to the forum during the 3 week period where they will attempt to fill my brain with beerocratic acts and regulations. I'm sure I'll be the oldest recruit there. I hope some of the people are from Newfoundland. At least they know how to drink rum!<br><br>I'll keep an eye on the server and if it crashes, I'll try to get Mrs. Schwantz to restart it.<br><br>The crappy thing is that my birthday occurs (29 again) whilst I'm in the city of arseholes.. <br><br>See you all on the servers in 3 weeks...<br><br>Travellin' Schwantz <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Hey Chief<br><br>Good luck at boot camp. Remember, the policy is "don't ask, don't tell." <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Is the training 16 hours a day? Remember, the Newfoundlanders are laughing with you, not at you -- it's just hard to tell through the beards.<br><br>Happy Remote Birthday. Carry N6NU's gps tracker, and we'll all send you a birthday missile!<br><br>Good luck in Toronto and travel safely!<br><br>Your pal,<br>Mahatma <p></p><i></i>

Good luck boss. Hope it all goes well. Take your raincoat (wink-wink). Remember you work for the losers. Don't become one of them. We will look forward to your return. I really need to go to Canada sometime. I hear it's very nice. Is there a part of it not covered in snow or freezing? I thought I've seen pictures of trees in the fall there. I bet the wife will make me go with her sometime in the next ten years. I think the closest I've ever been to Canada was Kansas City, Missouri. LOL. By boss take care!<br><br>Hermskii <p></p><i></i>

Hey schwantz we haven't really met yet but i just wanted to good luck hopefully when you get a chance you can add my pic to the picture page well again good luck and hopefully when you come back i'll get to finallly play you<br><br><br> lates<br> Blondehottie <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>whilst I'm in the city of arseholes..<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Hey! I understand that you live in or around Vancouver, and are therefore understandably sick with envy at all that Toronto is, and has, (ie. it's a real city). Are you sure you're not really from America? Toronto is the capital of <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Ontario</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->. <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>It's <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Ottawa</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> that is the capital of Canada!</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> We can understand when our American friends get it mixed up; but for a civil servant to get it wrong! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Just how much have you got to learn on this course anyway? The arseholes (bosses) are in Ottawa, not Toronto! They're at where your paycheck comes from! <br><br>Now before you get all upset that I'm just dumping on a poor federal civil servant, you should know that my mother worked for the feds for 24 years. I know all about the lies and broken promises regarding promotions and pay rises that are your future. Believe me, you've got <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>a lot</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> to look forward to!<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Wow,<br>All expense paid? Oh yeah..it's still work....hahahah. Hey be safe and hide a couple a redeemers for a rainy day (which is pretty much everyday...damn....hope you have a big suit case and a shovel!). You should bring a digital camera and document the trip fer us thin bloods on the forum while yer there! Good luck and watch out if the hookers are sportin adams apples!HAHAHAHH!<br><br>//\ISA/\/THROPE<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>www.marshallhoyt.com<br><br>Humanity is a plague unto itself....save the planet, kill yourself!!!</p><i></i>

Well. in less than 3 hrs I'll be enroute to Ontario. Hey Nameless.. I didn't mean all Ontarians are arseholes! Just many from Toronto and Ottawa...LOL. Anyhow I have the UT2K3 server up but no redirect. Install the latest patch 2186 i think and the bonus pack and you shouldn't need any downloads. I'll complete the install with redirect when I get home..<br><br>Travelling Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>