I hate SPAM... but this is great.

Jargonaut · **Joined:** Wed Sep 04, 2002 2:04 pm **Posts:** 341

Rats. After further review, I can't post this here. It is not TOO bad, but I don't wanna take a chance on offending anyone. I will send it to anyone who wants to see this SPAM. The title is "Cool Things about Being a Man" and it is a pretty funny list. If ya want it, I will mail it to ya. Click Here<a href="mailto:jargonauty2k@hotmail.com"> jargonauty2k@hotmail.com</a> The Jargonaut

{Ã‚Â§ÃƒÅ½R}Ãƒ · **Posted:** Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:06 pm

Spam,Spam, Spam ,Spam ,Spam....Beautiful Spammmm. LOL hahahahahaha<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> sorry could'nt resist too many years of Monty Python!! cya," spamgon"<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

Mahatma · **Posted:** Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:01 pm

POST IT!

Jargonaut · **Joined:** Wed Sep 04, 2002 2:04 pm **Posts:** 341

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn ya. Cool things about being a man > > > 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. > 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. > 3. Your last name stays put. > 4. The garage is all yours. > 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. > 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. > 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. > 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. > 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. > 10. Same work .. more pay. > 11. Wrinkles-add character. > 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. > > 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. > 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. > 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. > 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. > 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. > 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. > 20. You can open all your own jars. > 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. > 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. > 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever > thinking ''He must be mad at me." > 27. No maxi-pads. > 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just > might become lifelong friends. > 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. > 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. > 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. > 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. > 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December > 24th, in minutes. > 37. The world is your urinal. The Jargonaut

Mahatma · **Posted:** Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:14 pm

LOL! Nice! Obviously you never saw Schwantz's jokes about Vegemite ... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

Riff-Raff · **Posted:** Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:15 pm

You have opened a can of worms Jarg. Here comes the kick back!... I can feel it coming! (cringe)

NAUTMAX · **Joined:** Sun Sep 01, 2002 11:03 am **Posts:** 168

Hey Mah, how can you laugh at that. I thought you were a woman?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> Naughtius Maximus

blondehottie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:09 am

LOL jarg and mah those are so funny and yet true at the same time it takes alot to offend me jarg these i thought were funny i live with slayed and our 3 boys lololololololololol sooooo true there is one missing though you all can walk out of the house with messed up hair and no one would care and you yinz don't have to worry about your make up either <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> still laughing bh

Hermskii · **Posted:** Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:58 pm

That was wonderful. Can't wait to show it to the wife. Thanks! Hermskii

ut XX MAN · **Joined:** Sun Jan 26, 2003 2:43 pm **Posts:** 45

that was funny<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> i think my wife will like it to.more than she likes UT.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"> but i forgive her. keep the funnys comein.. Y F F XX <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

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