Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the
urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices
there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other
priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put
that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine.
I'm down to two butts a day."

PS - IF YOU'RE LAUGHING...YOU KNOW THERE'S A GOOD
CHANCE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!


Hotts