Announcement!! New Magazine for SRA Members!!

schwantz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 5:35 pm

One of our clever artisans in the group came up with a fine magazine cover for SRA. The talented MetalMan has been sending me several possible SRA logos which I will be posting later as a MetalMan Art Exhibit. The SRA magazine has the following staff: MetalMan: Graphics Designer and in charge of all things metal Mahatma: Custodian of all higher learning and porn Schwantz: In charge of non-terrestrial video transmissions Hermskii: In charge of running 15 copies of UT on the same box while is wife is trying to balance the cheque book Jester : Puberty and all things related to it. Scify: Director of all things of a female nature BoDacious: SRA Security and Intelligence Torpid: Director of the Double Latte Coffee fund A Nameless Entity: In charge of remembering his own name and Harley Davidson's Skank: Director of Fish Head Procurment Sphincter Boy : Minister in Charge of the Canadian Firearms Registry and it's $2.0 billion cost overrun. Arkansas Deadman: Director of Armadillo and Geriatric Resources Nautimus Maximus: Responsible for techincal support for all the Mac products in the Men's Washrooms at Schwantz central Bengalipunk: Surgeon General for SRA. Responsible for inserting instruments into any open orifice. Here's are first cut at the front cover thanks to metalman! <img src="http://schwantz.50megs.com/SRAmagazine.jpg" style="border:0;"/> Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=schwantz>schwantz</A> at: 1/19/03 9:58:49 am

The Hookster · **Joined:** Mon Jun 17, 2002 2:17 pm **Posts:** 95

Fantastic work of art !! Just too neet fer words. Great work MM. Can't wait to find Skank !! Hook

Mahatma · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 6:37 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!! Great work Schwantz and MetalMan!!! The staff record is fricking hilarious! Did you all notice the magazine price for Canadians! LOL!!! M

{Ã‚Â§ÃƒÅ½R}Ãƒ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 7:06 pm

YeeHaw!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Good job fellas!!!Nice Mushroom !!!!<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> P.S Is there a .....Centerfold???? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> Tri<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

blondehottie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:13 pm

Nice work guys this is awesome i love it <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> lates hottie

Iceman · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:56 pm

Personally I'm waiting for the issue that has "101 uses for duct tape you never thought possible" feature. At least this issue didn't have the "hide the torpedo" game. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes">

schwantz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:10 pm

Sheeet!!! With a favourable US $ to CDN $ exchange rate like that.. I could take my bi-weekly pay cheque down to the Krispy Kreme in Burlington and buy a whole bag full..!! Pretty funny Metal! You did a great job! Wait till you see the logos.. rather creative. Publisher Schwantz <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">

a nameless entity · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:26 pm

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> Sweet! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> We'll have to keep the Canadian content up though. Otherwise we won't be eligible for a grant from the Federal "Publications Assisstance Program" or the "Canada Magazine Fund" <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> I'll help out by writing a couple of articles: "How not to get lost in a v.436 map" and "How not to blow yourself up so often" ..........once I figure out how....... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o">

IVIetalIVIan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:52 pm **Posts:** 63

I was thinkin I would do one of these a month. Just the cover of course. It takes so little time and I just love makin yall laugh!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA! If any important headlines break let me know!!! HAHAHAHAH //\etal//\an http://www.marshallhoyt.com see my work...need my work...BUY MY WORK!!!!!

Jargonaut · **Joined:** Wed Sep 04, 2002 2:04 pm **Posts:** 341

Brilliant work! My hat's off to the both of ya. I can not wait to see the logos. The Jargonaut

BoDacious · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:05 pm

Too frickin' funny, Double M...bravo... Bo

Arkansas Deadman · **Joined:** Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:16 pm **Posts:** 33

Ya'll are too funny! Deadman

NAUTMAX · **Joined:** Sun Sep 01, 2002 11:03 am **Posts:** 168

Well Done Metal Man. Did you use quark for the layout or did you just slap it all together in Photoshop. I wish I had thought of it. Well done. Looks like it could be sitting in the magazine rack at Barnes & Nobles. Hey Pimp what do you think? Not bad for a commodore 64 huh?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> Hey Boss, I know I'm not around a lot anymore but you coulda gave me a job. Can I be the photojounalist. This way I can work closely with my other Mac buddy MM. I'd hate to be left out of the Circle of Poop. I Mean loop. Keep up the good work MM. Can't wait for the second issue. Perhaps I'll send you some doctored Pics to use in the zine. Naughtius Maximus

bengalipunk · **Joined:** Sat Sep 28, 2002 10:20 pm **Posts:** 75

Redeemer missle colonoscopy!!! only 10,000$ american, and 150,000 canandian. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"> May those who love us, Love us. Those who don't love us May the Lord turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts may He turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping!!!! (or we could just redeem their asses too)

NAUTMAX · **Joined:** Sun Sep 01, 2002 11:03 am **Posts:** 168

Well MetalMan, after I saw your Magazine cover and seen some of your Logos for SRA I figured I may as well get involved with my souped up Commodore64 as well. I goofed around and put together a couple logos as well which I will be sending to The Boss shortly. MM has sparked my creative juices. Thanx Bro. Naughtius Maximus

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