Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers
and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You
are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too,
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At that point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand
and whispered, "C'mon Dick, we're leaving ... ."

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Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

Here's something I got from the wife.
http://StepeltonGallery.iwarp.com/vid/Crazy-Frog.wmv

Argghhhhhhh noooooooooo not the frog its drove everybody in the uk insane already its actually an advert for a mobile(cell) phone ringtone

Dark

LOL!! Loved the frog! Damnned appropiate for a redeemer forum!

JB

LMFAO

Hotts

http://www.turboforce3d.com/bilder/anno ... _large.jpg

someone actually took time to make this
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

guess thats becouse they censored the frog on national tv here they didnt like his little dangly bits lol

Dark :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:

Somebody rom work send me stuff like this


An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to
dig his potato garden
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Fred, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and
described his predicament:

Dear Fred,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my
potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to
be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig
the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's
where I buried the
BODIES.

Love, Fred

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the


entire area without finding any bodies. They

apologized to the old man and
left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Okay, you can plant the potatoes now. That was the
best I could do from
here.

Love, Fred