FARM BOY


A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
his
mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little
boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?

Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his
mother says,
"I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I
saw
you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
also
saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

LMAO
Hotts

LooOOooL :D :D :D

Way cool :wink:

:shock: Thought you said it was a funny "ass joke."

As in not getting a piece of :?:

ummm...... it was funny


I guess

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