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Damn funny although I think a few may not like it.
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there
was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by.
" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The
SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students
were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The
SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually,
the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the
SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!!
So he sent me!!"
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weeleese wodgurh!
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