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 Post subject: Got this one in the mail... Pretty funny :)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:43 pm 
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we
> decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing
> bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore tight mini skirts
> and
> low cut blouses. She would bend down, when quite near me; and I got many a
> pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate since she never
did
> it
> when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding
> invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon
I
> was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
> couldn't
> overcome and really didn't want to overcome. She told me she wanted to
> make
> love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
> sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and get me."
>
> I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
> reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs
> at me. I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
> door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight to
> my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
>
> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
> have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
> daughter. Welcome to the family".
>
> The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.


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Good one Jargy Slayed and i both laughed.

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 Post subject: Totally!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:48 pm 
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LOL. Really, I did! Good one.

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