Things To Do In A Public Washroom if You own a MAC

schwantz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2002 7:14 pm

How to annoy someone in a public restroom 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me." 14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. 15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

Death Inc · **Joined:** Sun Sep 29, 2002 4:31 pm **Posts:** 76

Write "For good time call Schwantzy" on the stahl.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

Skank · **Joined:** Tue Jun 18, 2002 5:30 pm **Posts:** 97

Honest in this past month at work we did the following: 1) We marked up some toilet paper with a brown felt pen and jambed it in the door handle of a lumber salesmans truck. The look on his face and reaction was pricless. 2) We marked up another hunk. I strategicly tucked it in the heel of me sneaker and walked through one of the estimators office's during a meeting with the toilet paper trailing behind. It to was a hoot. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Mahatma · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2002 1:02 am

Yuck! Anyone ever buy any of that fart liquid that smells like major rotten-egg farts?

Skank · **Joined:** Tue Jun 18, 2002 5:30 pm **Posts:** 97

Is there anyone who hasn't? When I was 16 the San Jose drive in is where you went to see porn. Once we took a bottle of that stuff, poured it into the speaker for the parking spot next to us and watched the people come and go all night. was really funny. You had to be there. 30 years later and I'm still amused <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

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