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A software engineer wrote:
Subject: Failed Upgrade
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included
in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n' Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does
not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got
this error: "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The
Uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please?
Here was the reply from Tech Support:
Re: Failed Upgrade
This is a very common problem among men, but it is due mostly to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge
Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child Support;" this was given to you at time of
registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal
with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
(GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. In
fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on
your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Recent surveys show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0,
and A Quick Tour To Temple 1.0 are the best Third Party tools supported
by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and effectively.
Best of luck!
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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