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Author:	Mahatma [ Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:38 pm ]
Post subject:	I switched to Mac
My name is Rudy, and I'm a graphic designer.<br><br>OK, just to keep the fun going ... I found this:<br><br>We here at drunkgamers feel that Apple's latest ad campaign has neglected a very important section of the PC buying community...gamers. We have done Apple a favor and created this commercial for them in order to show how gaming on the Mac is superior to gaming on the PC. Enjoy.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.drunkgamers.com/switch0001.shtml">www.drunkgamers.com/switch0001.shtml</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>The movie/commercial is about 14 MBs.<br> <p></p><i></i>

Author:	yourpimp [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:00 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I switched to Mac
GOOD ONE MAH..<br>THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE< AND YOU FOUND IT...<br><br>LMAO<br><br>yOuRpImP<br><br>PS: I FOUND THIS AT A SITE I CAME ACROSS:<br>"IM NOT TRIPPIN SO YOU DON'T EITHER"<br>The Facts Against the Macs<br>Technichal Reasons to Hate Macs<br><br>One mouse button, less functions <br>Some Macs have monitors built in to the machine, bad if you need to replace or upgrade the monitor <br>Hardly any software available for Macs compared to software available to PCs <br>Hardly any hardware available for Macs compared to hardware available to PCs <br>Existing hardware/software for Mac is usually very costly <br>Macs themselves are very overpriced <br>Macs are at a huge disadvantage for business uses <br>Only one choice of operating system <br>Almost all drive additions are external <br>No such thing as an "internal modem" with a Mac <br>Most software you will probably buy for a Mac is from a mail order catalog(pay shipping, wait) <br>The subject of games on a Mac is a frontier larger than America in 1492 <br>Market share of Macs is extremely low, and declining (That means Mac users are an endangered species) <br>Fewer ports behind a Mac, can't add most ports via expansion cards <br>Far less Mac developers compared to the amount of PC developers(Probably more Java developers than Mac) <br>Few ISPs provide access for Macs <br>The "IBM-Compatible" Macs were the most sorry excuse for a clone <br>No such thing as a visible file extension for a Mac <br>Automatic eject floppy drive works very illogically, manual button much simpler <br>Many public schools are shifting from Macs to PCs, less market share, but smarter kids <br>Macs take forever to boot up <br>PowerBooks catching fire <br>Can't have wallpaper backgrounds <br>Macs have slower CD-ROM drives(Even high end Macs come with 4x, and PC users can enjoy 12x and soon DVD) <br>Macs only use SCSI-2, no UltraSCSI, IDE, ect. <br>Macs lack preemptive multitasking <br>The Mac OS is 12 years old <br>Apple is in terrible financial condition <br>Apple related companies are also floundering <br><br>Philosophical Reasons to Hate Macs<br><br>Mac users are easily offended (No doubt about this one) <br>Little babies like Macs (corny kid software abundant) <br>Most rich snobs use Macs <br>Any computer that smiles at you can't be good <br>If you make a computer that morons can use, only morons will want to use it <br>The Apple Macintosh logo is a rainbow-striped fruit, suggesting.... <br>Squishy Bearz hate Macs <br>Macs have a reputation as the "Family Computer" (Blegh) <br>Dave Thomas (Satan) uses a Mac to record all of his junior bacon cheeseburgers sold (15 so far) <br>Your friends (if any) will mock you for owning a Mac <br><br><br>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=yourpimp>yourpimp</A> <IMG SRC="http://www.gif-universum.de/Animierte_Gifs/Teufel/25.gif" BORDER=0> at: 10/12/02 1:28:08 am<br></i>

Author:	Death Inc [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:03 am ]
Post subject:	Good 1 Mah
Now that was funny, we are proud of our $2000 Atari's, arent we?<br>What do you mean neglected gamer? Games are the ONLY reason to buy a PC.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Remember these are "grown-up" jokes, so don't wear your hearts on your sleeves and get all in a huffy over these.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://fuckmicrosoft.com/">fuckmicrosoft.com/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,551137,00.asp">www.pcmag.com/article2/0,...137,00.asp</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Put that in your pocket protector and smoke it.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>And Pimp... you HAD to make up that lame list yourself.<br>GOD! that was weak.<br>I have never seen soooo much WRONG OPINION disguised as truth in my life.<br>What websight did u get this from...SesameeStreet.com or www.PimpseemstothinktheWorldisasstupidashe.com<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Why dont u just say.... <br>"Productivity" means playing video games and you can't concentrate unless u are working next to a 1965 Hoover vacuum cleaner.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>U must have been programmed at some Microsoft concentration camp or something.<br>Remove your Intel-laden anal probe! or<br>At least pull the batteries out of it, if you just can't say goodbye.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>P.S.If you would clean Lord Gates feeces from your nose and eyes you might be able to see the light.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Theres still hope.<br><br><br>\|).\|. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=deathinc>Death Inc</A> at: 10/12/02 9:25:58 am<br></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:15 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good 1 Mah
Where the hell did you get that info Pimp. Did you right that list or did you find it somewhere. If you found it somewhere then please send me the guys email so I can tell him what an ignorant Ass he is. If you wrote that list bro I suggest that you stiop posting that shit because the vast majority of it is just wrong. You guys need to read some books. And I don't mean the kind that teach you how to repair that piece of shit $2000 gaming console. <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:22 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good 1 Mah
Oh yeah one more thing. I like the one about Apple being in financial trouble. Do you open 50 retail stores and gobble up software companies if your about to go under. Oh yeah and the other one that I thought was hilarious was the "no internal modem" one. Where did you get this list? Can you tell I'm pissed now. <br><br><br>CAN YOU SAY MISINFORMED?<br> <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:25 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good 1 Mah
You know I was finally gonna hang up this whole pc vs. Mac thing but this list is just so blatantly wrong that I'm actually quite irritated. Maybe that was the point. Maybe I'm just too tired. That list should be placed in the "Things that suck" thread. <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

Author:	Death Inc [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:33 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good 1 Mah
Finally NAUT!<br>Now you understand why I had to put him in a syntax headlock and noogie some sense into his "IntelInside" head.<br>Mac-envy is a terrible thing.<br><br>Apparently excesive rebooting makes you dense.<br><br>\|).\|. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=deathinc>Death Inc</A> at: 10/12/02 11:30:41 am<br></i>

Author:	BoDacious [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:20 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good 1 Mah
Hey Death:<br><br>What is "incensive booting"? Do some PC's waft out the odor of jasmine or patchoulli as they start up? Crap...I want that upgrade...may cover up the smell of stale tobacco smoke in my studio...<br><br>Bo<br><br><br>Oh..."Excessive" booting...glad you cleared that up. Does this mean no incense upgrade 4 me? Maybe I'll hang one of those pine tree things on my power supply fan... <p><BR><BR>********************************************************<BR>I can picture a world without war, a world without hate.<BR>And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.<BR>********************************************************</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=bodacious>BoDacious</A> <IMG SRC="http://www.blacklabelsociety.net/ubb/ubb/graemlins/puking.gif" BORDER=0> at: 10/12/02 4:50:15 pm<br></i>

Author:	yourpimp [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 11:21 am ]
Post subject:	what the.
hey all,<br><br>i found that list on some retarded ass home page. i thought it was humorous. it was way old. so don't trip, i thought if i had too see it so did u. i tried too find the guys email for ya naut. u guys trip way too easy and u tell us not to get uptight...<br><br>YoUrPiMp <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Death Inc [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 11:27 am ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
Who's uptight?<br><br>I love this shit.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> \|).\|. <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Arkansas Deadman [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
Who founded Apple, Steve Jobs? Who runs Apple, Steve Jobs? How many shares of does he own? 2 <br><br>Strange!<br>What does that tell ya!<br>Deadman<br> <br> <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Death Inc [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
I't tells me; that he can't pull a "Martha Stewart" or "Enron" move and take the money and run.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Or perhaps its just ART for the sake of ART.<br><br>See... unlike Microsluts and Co. , Apple is more about making GREAT SOFTWARE... not just ASS-loads of cash.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Mahatma [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
ahahhahahahaahahahaha! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Man talk about tinder... I spark one little flint and the thread goes up in smoke fast! At least we know people read our posts.<br><br>How is the warez scene for Macs? <br><br>M <p></p><i></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
Hey mah I couldn't right click n those mirrors. I ONLY HAVE A SINGLE CLICK MOUSE. Not! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> . Pimp man sorry for wiggin' out but that post was way out there. I thought you mighta wrote that shit yourself just to get aus Mac guys fired up. That list was way out n left field bro. I'm still kinda pissed. I actually wanna find the guy who made it and shove a single button mouse up his arse. i guess when you work for Apple it makes it kinda personal. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> Speaking of Apple. I should be getting the new system any day now so I will be out of commisssion for a day or two. I have to wipe the hard drive clean on this one before I send it on it's merry way. It sold for $1650.00. Paid $2000.00 for the new system after my discount so I only had to shell out $350.00. <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: what the.
Oh yeah here's a little info concerning Apple's "Financial Situation".<br><br>Apple buys Focal Point Systems for it's FilmLogic film editing tool.<br><br>Apple buys Spruce Technologies for it's DVD authoring tools.<br><br>Apple buys Nothing Real which produces the Shake compositing software.<br><br>Appe buys DVFonts and India Pro titling software from Prismo Graphics.<br><br>Apple buys Silicon Grail, whose Rayz compositing software competes with Shake.<br><br>Apple buys Zayante for its firewire device technologies<br><br>Apple buys Emagic with its professional adio software, Logic Audio.<br><br>These purchases add up to about 80 million dollars. Apple reported $1.24 billion dollars in cash in the 3rd fiscal quarter of 2002. Not bad for a company that is "LOSING" market share and is all but dead and buried. Gateway, which I'm sure has tons of market share, will be going out of business before Apple does. And with the way Dell slashes its prices in order to gain market share, I'm sure they won't be far behind. <br><br>The best thing about these purchases is that new development for these companies software will only be made for Mac. I think that's kinda funny that some more PC Schlep who bought one of these programs is shit outta luck for future releases. Guess you'll have to go out and buy a Mac now pal.<br><br> <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

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