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Author:  blondehottie [ Fri May 09, 2003 6:50 am ]
Post subject:  OK JOKE TIME
here is a joke i thought you all would get a kick out of<br><br>>Smart First Grader<br> ><br> >A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her <br>students.<br> ><br> >The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"<br> ><br> >Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd <br>grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.<br> ><br> >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the <br>principal what the situation was.<br> ><br> >The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed <br>to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.<br> ><br> >She agreed.<br> ><br> >Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he <br>agreed to take the test.<br> ><br> >Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"<br> ><br> >Harry: "9".<br> ><br> >Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"<br> ><br> >Harry: "36".<br> ><br> >And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader <br>should know.<br> ><br> >The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to <br>the 3rd grade."<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."<br> ><br> >The principal and Harry both agreed.<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"<br> ><br> >Harry, after a moment: "Legs."<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"<br> ><br> >The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!<br> ><br> >Harry replied: "Pockets."<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"<br> ><br> >Harry: "Pants"<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, <br>delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?<br> ><br> >Harry: Coconut.<br> ><br> >The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?<br> ><br> >The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.<br> ><br> >Harry: Bubble gum<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a <br>dog do on three legs?"<br> ><br> >Harry: "Shake hands."<br> ><br> >The principal was trembling.<br> ><br> >Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in'K' that means a lot <br>of heat and excitement?<br> ><br> >Harry: "Firetruck"<br> ><br> >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry <br>in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.<br> <br>just a little humor for friday<br><br>hottie<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>
Author:  DARKMATTER [ Fri May 09, 2003 7:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OK JOKE TIME
<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;">LOL</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br> <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;">I only got four wrong</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <br> Dark<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
Author:  SRAMAXIMUS [ Fri May 09, 2003 11:32 am ]
Post subject:  So wrong
I got them all wrong. Including the ones the Principal asked.<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif" /> <p>Naughtius Maximus <br><br>"Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"</p><i></i>
Author:  Mahatma [ Fri May 09, 2003 1:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: So wrong
<br>hahahahaha<br><br>I want Ms. Brooks in my class ... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p><SRA>/v/ahatma</p><i></i>
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