Hey bud...noticed you were a really good sport about lawyer jokes...saw this one and thought it was pretty cool...<br><br><br>One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass.<br>He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".<br><br>The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."<br><br>So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."<br><br>The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.<br><br>When they were all in the car, the poor man said,<br>"Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."<br><br>The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall"<br><br>Bo <p></p><i></i>

<br>What kind of grass are we talking about here? lol<br><br>If it is the right kind, Schwantz will be driving his truck down with a weed-whacker. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><SRA>/v/ahatma</p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Now that was a good one! <p><SRA> The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

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Haven't heard that one before. Try this one (apologies if I've already posted it):<br><br>A lawyer and an IRS agent are drowning, and you can only save one of them. Do you (a) read the paper, or (b) go to lunch?<br>[That's from CarTalk of all places.... Dewey Cheatum & Howe]<br><br>How do you tell a dead lawyer in the road from a dead snake in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.<br><br>More to come............<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>cf <p></p><i></i>