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Axis of Evil Wannabees - Humour from John Cleese
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Author:  schwantz [ Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Axis of Evil Wannabees - Humour from John Cleese
Being of Scottish Heritage, I have to disagree with the reference to Scotsman and sheep -<br><br>Kilt Wearing Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>Other Axis of Evil Wannabees <br>by John Cleese <br><br>Bitter after being ! snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis that Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. <br><br>Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil, that is ... we're the best." <br><br>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool." <br><br>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. <br><br>Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not <br>So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable". <br><br>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs<br>filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics". <br><br>Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually ! Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. <br><br>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. <br><br>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but <br>privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them. <br><br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=schwantz>schwantz</A> at: 3/27/03 5:43:56 pm<br></i>
Author:  BoDacious [ Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Axis of Evil Wannabees - Humour from John Cleese
My favorite Python is just as funny as ever...good one, Schwantz...lol...<br><br>Bo <p></p><i></i>
Author:  NAUTMAX [ Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:17 am ]
Post subject:  Toooo funny
Hey boss where the hell did you find that. Classic.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
Author:  schwantz [ Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:45 am ]
Post subject:  John Cleese
A fellow warped Canadian sent it to me..<br><br>Cecil B. DeSchwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
Author:  Mahatma [ Fri Mar 28, 2003 11:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: John Cleese
<br>The Axis of Haggis has a nice ring to it.<br><br>"They hate our freedom."<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><br><SRA>/v/ahatma</p><i></i>
Author:  Mortis [ Fri Mar 28, 2003 5:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: John Cleese
I apologize for any disappoinment, but the story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002, and was subsequently published in several major newspapers, including this version still available at <br><<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48728-2002Feb8.html>The">www.washingtonpost.com/wp...8.html>The</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> Washington Post. <p></p><i></i>
Author:  schwantz [ Sat Mar 29, 2003 9:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: John Cleese
Woops! Once again believing what was in the email.. Oh well.. It sure sounded like John . Anyhow.. It's still funny, no matter what.<br><br>Gullible Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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