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Author:	Jargonaut [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:53 pm ]
Post subject:	I hate SPAM... but this is great.
Rats. After further review, I can't post this here. It is not TOO bad, but I don't wanna take a chance on offending anyone. I will send it to anyone who wants to see this SPAM. The title is "Cool Things about Being a Man" and it is a pretty funny list. If ya want it, I will mail it to ya.<br> Click Here<!--EZCODE MAIL START--><a href="mailto:jargonauty2k@hotmail.com"> jargonauty2k@hotmail.com</a><!--EZCODE MAIL END--> <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

Author:	{Ã‚Â§ÃƒÅ½R}Ãƒ [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:06 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
Spam,Spam, Spam ,Spam ,Spam....Beautiful Spammmm.<br>LOL hahahahahaha<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> sorry could'nt resist too many years of Monty Python!!<br>cya," spamgon"<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Mahatma [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
POST IT! <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Jargonaut [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn ya.<br><br> Cool things about being a man<br>> <br>> <br>> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.<br>> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. <br>> 3. Your last name stays put. <br>> 4. The garage is all yours. <br>> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br>> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. <br>> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. <br>> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. <br>> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. <br>> 10. Same work .. more pay. <br>> 11. Wrinkles-add character. <br>> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.<br>> <br>> 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.<br>> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. <br>> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. <br>> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. <br>> 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. <br>> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. <br>> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. <br>> 20. You can open all your own jars. <br>> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. <br>> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. <br>> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. <br>> 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. <br>> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. <br>> 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever <br>> thinking ''He must be mad at me." <br>> 27. No maxi-pads. <br>> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just <br>> might become lifelong friends. <br>> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. <br>> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br>> <br>> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.<br>> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <br>> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. <br>> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. <br>> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. <br>> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December <br>> 24th, in minutes. <br>> 37. The world is your urinal. <br> <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

Author:	Mahatma [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
LOL! Nice!<br><br>Obviously you never saw Schwantz's jokes about Vegemite ... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Riff-Raff [ Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:15 pm ]
Post subject:	uh oh
You have opened a can of worms Jarg.<br><br>Here comes the kick back!...<br><br>I can feel it coming!<br><br>(cringe) <p></p><i></i>

Author:	NAUTMAX [ Sun Jan 26, 2003 6:45 am ]
Post subject:	Re: uh oh
Hey Mah, how can you laugh at that. I thought you were a woman?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>

Author:	blondehottie [ Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:09 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
LOL jarg and mah those are so funny and yet true at the same time it takes alot to offend me jarg these i thought were funny i live with slayed and our 3 boys <br>lololololololololol sooooo true there is one missing though<br><br>you all can walk out of the house with messed up hair and no one would care and you yinz don't have to worry about your make up either<br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> still laughing<br> bh <p></p><i></i>

Author:	Hermskii [ Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:58 pm ]
Post subject:	Ahhh yes!
That was wonderful. Can't wait to show it to the wife. Thanks!<br><br>Hermskii <p></p><i></i>

Author:	ut XX MAN [ Wed Jan 29, 2003 4:24 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I hate SPAM... but this is great.
that was funny<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> i think my wife will like it to.more than she likes UT.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> but i forgive her. keep the funnys comein.. Y F F XX <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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