greetings all, after a long time away ... esp. to Mahatma. damn dude, i haven't seen you in ages -- we need to hook up so i can give you the christmas present the wife and i got for you and yours (don't worry it's nothing big, just something for when you have to leave CA later this year!). <br><br>and maybe, just maybe, i'll find my way to an RA (2k3) server sometime soon ... (i don't even have UTclassic on my new box anymore so can't go visit the old SRA for old-time's sake.) i'll probably be just fragbait after so long away ... *sigh* <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> on the other hand, if any of you want to step into my world sometime, find your way to HoC's Barnyard for some low-grav insta ctf fun! <br><br>hope to see you guys around soooooooooon ... <br><br>Salmo_salar (now known as: SaladShooter or Careless) <p></p><i></i>

Who are you?<br><br>Just kidding! Good to see you on the boards, Salmo.<br><br>You should check out the arenas now. Translocators, tight maps, craziness ... you'd love it.<br><br>I'll give a call soon.<br><br>Later,<br>M <p></p><i></i>

translocators? what are those? <p></p><i></i>

Hey Salmo! Good to see you again. For those of you who actually have now idea who he is, let me get you up to date. Salmo Salazar is one of the old originals on SRA when I found the arena mod. He is best known for his incredible wins as a 56ker. Yes, a 56 ker like our present KindBud. He has since got DSL if I recall but the wins keep coming. Salmo has hiding ability like Evil_Budha, witt like Skank, Spread fire technique like Mah and never show up anymore like me and Schwantz! I hope all is well with you Salmo and we'd really like you to get the best game you have reinstalled on the new box and come by and see us. I'd get a huge kick out of seeing you go head to head against KindBud. I'd have to give the first few days to KB but that's because you don't know all of the new maps on CG2 and CG4 like KB does. You's eat KB alive on SRA I think. Come see us soon. Stay on the boards too!<br><br>Hermskii <p></p><i></i>

damn hermskii -- flattery will get you *anywhere* <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> sheesh, you even have me contemplating re-installing UTClassic now! Mr. KB sounds like a terror though!<br><br>you are right about the dsl, which is the source of my long-term love affair with instagib (i can finally shoot without shot lag anymore) -- heck I even joined an instagib clan *thwaps head* ... but one of the great things about RA is that a 56k player can be just as competitive as us low-ping-bastards. redeemers are a great equalizer <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>let the frags roll on and on ... <br> <p></p><i></i>

Hey Salmo,<br> I was just thinking about you the other day. I think the 1st picture Toprid Sick Boy posted on his web page was you fraging me. Something like "Salmo making bits o' Skank". There was a void for sure when you stopped playing buddy. Hope to frag you again some time. For those of you that don't know Salmo is an East Bayer like Mah and myself. He has more incommin with Mah in that they are two very well educated individuales and I am but a dolt :-)<br><br>Peace, Skank<br> <p></p><i></i>

skank, <br><br>duude! i was thinking about you the other day too ... one of the inactive guys in my clan is named "skankman" and i ran into him on a pub server ... hadn't seen him in ages either and for some reason it made me think back to the first Skank i ever knew: you! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> oh wait, maybe i knew some 'real life' skanks before i met you playing UT ... but that's a different story entirely. (these boards are G-rated right? *snicker*) But you know what, I had NO idea you lived right here in the East Bay -- i must have been living under a rock to not know that all this time ... sheesh! Mah, you and I should do a lan thing sometime .... hehehehe what a trip that would be ... beer and UT ... and Mah's stinky farts for extra gas when we got tired ... okay, i'll stop the homo-exotic-disgusting fantasies now... <p></p><i></i>

Stop making me laugh Salmo!!! I'm sick and you gunna make me caugh up a lung if I don't stop laughing. <br><br>Best to ya, Skank <p></p><i></i>

btw, just so you know, after literally dozens and dozens of parties with mah and his wife, i can announce myself as an EXPERT in the area of the stinkiness of Mah's farts -- goodness gracious they can be lethal and LOUD!!!! you don't even want to know!!!<br><br>mah, can i get the first 'installment' of our little payment plan now?? ... (i will keep that promise to not disclose any more information publicly ... as long as i'm compensated sufficiently that is ...) <p></p><i></i>

OK OK, so I have a problem with chronic gas. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Of course, some of you have witnessed this already in the arena after the game has concluded. Boom!<br><br>Oh, Skank and Schwantz, since I recall talking about this once with you two -- I got my hands on one of those remote-controlled fart machines!!! Tried pulling the gag on Salmo and his wife but he saw me stuffing it into the couch cushions!!! LOL!<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

even if we hadn't of seen you, we wouldn't have been fooled - no remote fart machine could produce the distinctive 'mahatma' aroma!! we would have been on to you in a heartbeat i reckon. <p></p><i></i>

I work for any insurance money and I will NOT accept your copay!!!<br><br>Jules AKA bengalipunk <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>May those who love us, Love us. Those who don't love us May the Lord turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts may He turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping!!!! (or we could just redeem their asses too)</p><i></i>

LOL U SICKO<br><br>No need for costly services -- JUST BRING A MATCH. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><br>Oh, and by the way, Salmo meet Bgirl; Bgirl, Salmo. Salmo is an historian. Bgirl is a doctor.<br> <p></p><i></i>

nice to sorta meet ya bgirl <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> hopefully we'll get to trade redeemer fire sometime in the not-too-distant future. <p></p><i></i>