Dear Ladies and Germs<br><br>I logged on today from my inlaws' computer in Honolulu and was able to frag a few of you from across the Pacific.<br><br>I will be basking in this island paradise for the holidays, so I won't be playing as much. Visiting the forums however is a full-blown compulsion now, so you needn't worry about that.<br><br>Happy Holidays,<br>Mahalomah <p></p><i></i>

Hey Ma:<br><br>e-mail me a few pounds of macadamia's would ya...and maybe a few beeyootiful wahine...thanx, bro...<br>Have a Mele Kalikimaka and a Hau`oli Makahiki Hou, m8...<br><br>Bo <p></p><i></i>

Hey Mah,<br> Where you using your regular name? <p></p><i></i>

Hey I was using Mahatma>Hawaii. If I don't respond or seem to be playing very badly, it's because my 9-yr-old nephew is playing or the brother-in-law. You all have my blessing to blast them to high heaven. <p></p><i></i>

HEY MAH, <br><br>GET BLASTED FOR ME AND SMOKE SOME OF THAT GOOD STUFF<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> CONTACT "MR NICE GUY" --HELL TOKE IT UP AND GET POUNDED BY US REAL PLAYERZ<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>CYA<br><br>YoUrPiMp<br><br>ps just dont get to sick<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>that would just give you another reason 4 losing so much....hahaha <p>PIMPOLOGY</p><i></i>

Enjoy the trip, Mah. If possible, would you do me a favor? If you visit any of the volcano's there, snap a few pix and send them to me. I have always been facinated by that kind of thing. Is Mt. Kil-uh-way-uh (I have no idea how it is spelled, so I used phonetics) erupting?<br>Have a GREAT trip! and don't forget to use sunscreen. :D <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

My bro in law said he was so close to the lava he was poking stick into it and watching it dissolve! lol!<br><br>I've got the digital camera, so if I see cool stuff I'll post it up.<br><br>Have you fixed the hole in your roof yet Jarg?<br><br>Mahalomah<br> <p></p><i></i>

By cool stuff you mean hoola dancers, yes? Please!!!!!!!!!!! <p></p><i></i>

Yes, the holes are (mostly) no more. Still have to install a new sky light tho... Hula dancers.... As I like to say in game "Oh Yeah" <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

hula yes, bikinis yes, lava no, blowholes, no.<br><br>Funny story: Kid decided to lie down over a blowhole. Water shot him up into the air and he fell down into the hole. Drowned deep in the hole somewhere. <br><br>There may be a sexual allegory in there somewhere, I'm not sure.<br><br>M <p></p><i></i>

Odd sense of humor there, You sure you didn't dream it. Lie down on the couch and tell me about your mother.<br>;) <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>

taking surfing lessons tomorrow. Will let you know how I fare. I am already injured from boogie-boarding with my nephew -- bruised a rib. This relaxation crap is hazardous to your health.<br><br>M <p></p><i></i>