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Author: | Mahatma [ Wed Nov 27, 2002 8:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | HAPPY THANKSGIVING |
To all the North Americans south of Canada, but north of Mexico, Happy Thanksgiving!<br><br>Remember, you can drink lighter reds with Turkey, and cranberry sauce will ruin the harmony of the whole meal. Make sure to brine it for 12 hours, and you will avoid the proverbial dry turkey meat.<br><br>I may log on tomorrow half-drunk, but if not, I'll see you on Friday, after you've gotten back from shopping.<br><br>Best wishes<br>Mahatma <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | The Hookster [ Wed Nov 27, 2002 9:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING |
Whata ya meen tamerrow halv dunk.. I taught ya had ta looosen up da turky aund get hem blasted.. Er..was dat basted...anywhooo I'm pertty blasted now....Gonna be sum gud turky..Wheee Doggies..<br><br>Tom Turky <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | schwantz [ Wed Nov 27, 2002 10:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING |
Yes.. Happy Turkey Day to our brothers and sisters and transgenderers from the South. I've never figured out why you guys have Thanksgiving so close to Christmas but hey, maybe its a republic versus the British thing.. Anyhow, I hope you all have a great holiday, lots of turkey, ham, drink, weed (woops).. <br><br>I think more Americans travel on the Thanksgiving holiday/weekend than at Christmas. <br><br>Have a safe holiday!<br><br>Turkey Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | a nameless entity [ Thu Nov 28, 2002 12:44 am ] |
Post subject: | New recipe for stuffing: |
Ok here's a new recipe for turkey stuffing: (Recommended especially for those on a high fibre diet)<br><br>1st: Make up the bread stuffing your usual way.<br><br>2nd: Mix 50/50 with Orville Reddenbacher popcorn. (Buttery flavour is best)<br><br>3rd: Put turkey in large paper bag. (Helps prevent dryness)<br><br>4th: Cook turkey in oven at the usual heat setting.<br><br>5th: Cooking is done when the popcorn blows the ass off the turkey. Serve immediately.<br><br>6th: Left over stuffing is great with beer during the game.<br><br> <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | Jargonaut [ Thu Nov 28, 2002 8:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Now's my chance! |
Note to self:<br>You may have a chance to finally beat Mahatma if he is drunk. Log on Thanksgiving Day and wait. No turkey, no dressing, just Redeemers.<br><br>Happy Thanksgiving to all! I'm off to Virginia to see Grandma. Everyone be safe. <p>The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i> |
Author: | Scify [ Thu Nov 28, 2002 5:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now's my chance! |
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.I had to work went to sis house She did most I cooking.See u tomorrow After I get off work. <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | Mahatma [ Fri Nov 29, 2002 12:14 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now's my chance! |
BBUUUUUURRRRRp. <br><br>Set alarm. Go shopping at 6 a.m. Come home. Eat turkey for lunch.<br><br>Buuuuuuuurp.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | Scify [ Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now's my chance! |
Not me I not going near the mall because of the mall, wal mart,best buy and Target in same place and there is only two ways out.Last time I went there one Thanksgiving it take in hour to get out park lot.NO thanks because had to work. <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | Skank [ Fri Nov 29, 2002 5:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now's my chance! |
Do the bulk of my shopping on line these days.<br><br>1) No ass holes<br>2) No parking problems<br>3) No lines<br>4) And did I mention no ass holes?<br><br>A Skank by any other name........................... <p></p><i></i> |
Author: | Mahatma [ Fri Nov 29, 2002 9:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now's my chance! |
Don't forget:<br><br>5) No tax (most of the time)<br>6) No shipping charges (depending)<br><br>and<br><br>7) No assholes!<br><br> <p></p><i></i> |
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