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 Post subject: This is entertaining
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 12:17 am 
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This thread has been very entertaining. I hope it keeps going. If players keep sending pic's in it probably will. Anyone know the record for a thread on this forum? I bet this gets a lot of hits. I check a couple o’ times a day myself just to see if there are any new pics.<br><br>You guys and your film cameras are worse than I with my 8-tracks. At least the 8-tracks have pizzazz!<br><br>Herms,<br> Your editorial on the pictures cracked me up. By bigger you mean fatter? And grown up you mean old, yes? Actually the fish indicates that I catch. Fishing does not always involve catching. A zitty little computer nerd, well I do get pimples on my back the hairs plant as they migrate towards my ass. Oh the early 30’s, well they have been here and gone long ago. Remember I just had my 25th wedding anniversary (a rare thing in this day and age) in August. That did not include the 3 years we were together prior to getting married. Keep up the good work buddy. I enjoy you wit as much as your server (that goes for schwantz too).<br><br>Mah,<br> It's 1:12, don't you have a class to teach tomorrow? I see yourpimp and you both logged on here. Kinda late for you guys.<br><br><br><br>Cum Grano Salis, Skank<br> <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: This is entertaining
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 8:10 am 
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Skank This is Late Happy Anniversary.Yes it rare that married last that long look it my bestfriend she married twice and those guys were jerk( Not all men like this).Her first husband did like her going out with her friends.She got rid of him( He still alive).One boyfriend( was mommy boy) and Last husband was drunk.I like him but I found he wasn't working. I told her let him get job work for year then married.Oppp that was late she had married him..Husband number #2 is gone(He still alive).Sad part their girl He doesn't want to see her at all.He can see every weekend and He doesn't & doesn't pay Child surrport.She works two jobs and try put money back Tara college fund so she can go collgge.Now my sister is different story been married 24 years now have two kids in collgge next year be their 25 years begin married.They only date for three months. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/uscify.showPublicProfile?language=EN>Scify</A> at: 9/9/02 1:17:15 pm<br></i>

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 Post subject: Hey NAUT!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:05 pm 
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<br>Ever seen an 8 X 10 Deardorff.<br><br>A still photographer friend showed me a picture he took of an office building in Jackson(MS).<br>It was a wide shot of a 20 story building from across the street.With a Lupo you could make out the detail on a mans shirt standing in one of the windows.Amazing!<br>I would love to see that thing with some modern day optics.Mabye some Carl Zeiss or Cooke glass?<br>Im sure there's some info on the web.<br>Your right about your Mamya.The old misnomer about Hasselbladd is outdated.Mamya's lenses are second to none now.Its kind of like Nikkor lenses in 35mm,for over 30 years Nikon(or Lieca) was all professional photogs would use, but all the secrets in lense making must be out 'cause Cannon,Minolta,Olympus, even Pentax, all have excellent optics in their professional lines.<br>Right again! If you can't afford medium format or bigger...go digital.Your average 5 meg digicam can make awesome prints, up to 18 X 24 inches!<br><br>P.S.Sorry Skank<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>signed Ansell Death Adams <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NAUT!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:20 pm 
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What do you guys need all those lenses for when you've got Adobe???! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:12 pm 
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The Schneider f5.6 210mm large format lens would be an excellent choice as the first lens for anyone considering getting into 4x5 photography. It may well be the sharpest lens ever built. It's also the best focal length to have when you've only got one lens. You can't go wrong with the Schneider brand, and while things may have changed, back in the early '80's my research showed Schneider consistantly edging out the competition by Rodenstock and Nikon large format lenses. You get what you pay for in photographic lenses, so never ever buy one from a cheaper line of lenses, even if it is from the same manufacturer as that expensive one you fancy. Save up for the good one. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=anamelessentity>a nameless entity</A> at: 9/10/02 10:16:07 pm<br></i>

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 Post subject: This is entertaining
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:26 pm 
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Hi Sci,<br> The individuals you described give bums a bad name.<br><br>3L’s,<br> Your sorry for taking about (film) cameras or for kicking my ass last night?<br><br>Best to all, Skank <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: OK MAH.......answer these questions
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:01 am 
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Straight from the mouth of Mah: "What do you guys need all those lenses for when you've got Adobe???!"<br><br>What is your malfunction when it comes to Adobe products???<br><br>Why is the Adobe comment brought up every time the word Mac is said in a post?<br><br>Why is the Adobe comment brought up every time Naut makes a post? (or at least 90% of them)<br><br>Can ya give me a straight answer to this? (I'm serious...no BS)<br><br>Not trying to starting anything but I just got to know. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><br><br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=kidcapri>Kidcapri</A> at: 9/11/02 9:39:35 am<br></i>


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 Post subject: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ! ! ! !
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:40 am 
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Once again Mah,Jelousy rears its ugly head.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Don't hate Adobe because they're beautiful.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>It really is funny that the only people who hate Abobe are the ones who are stuck with Microsoft.<br>And the only ones who hate Microsoft, are the ones who use ... Microsoft<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>The only thing Microshit can program worth a damn is the minds of the ignorant masses.<br>Winblows is the only OS that comes bundled with anklehandles and a sandpaper Condom<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>You know how it is Kid,when they're out of bullets,all they got is "throwing rocks".<br><br>Sticks and stones may break my bones but...<br><br>No.....You<br><br>you are... not me<br><br>oh yeah?! my daddy can beat up your daddy<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>signed; forgot how fun this is Death Inc. <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ! ! ! !
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 11:13 am 
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Hey Death and New Papa Notimusk Macsupass! <br><br>I found this great MAC appreciation web page.. click <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.slip.net/~unony/anti-mac/anti-mac.html">here</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://schwantz.50megs.com/cartoon1.gif"><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><br>Devil Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/uschwantz.showPublicProfile?language=EN>schwantz</A> at: 9/11/02 11:27:32 am<br></i>


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 Post subject: AAAAANYWAY !
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:03 pm 
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I can tell by the obvious LACK of quality and artistic ability that this pic was rendered on a PC.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Pretty simple though,probably only had to reboot just a couple of times before it was done.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: AAAAANYWAY !
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:35 pm 
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Good Response!<br><br>Did you use adobe to compose it?<br><br>Har<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: LOL
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 1:47 pm 
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Naw, Wimblows can USUALLY handle a couple of hundred fonts.:LoL<br>But more than a couple of paragraphs and I'll have to fire up good ole Pagemaker<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: LOL
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Kid and Death<br><br>I hope you take these jabs they way they were meant -- as pure jest! This board has had a long history of Win-Mac jokes -- beginning with NM and MetalMan and Torp vs the rest of us!<br><br>We are simply carrying on the tradition. <br><br>Just out of curiosity though, do your Macs ever crash during UT? Mine does once every five days or so in UT. <p></p><i></i>

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 Post subject: My 2 cents
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If I may interject, Mah does not have a malfunction when it comes to adobe, but rather the final end its users will succumb. As you may or maynot be aware Mah is a very educated person, no doubt that education has given Mah much insight into many things.<br><br>For example many people did not know that Warren (Jim) Jones was a Marxists. Neither are they aware that most Adobe users are Macxists.<br><br>The people’s temple has a current membership of zero. When Adobe starts passing out the complementary Kool-Aid and bologna sandwiches there membership should be of a like number.<br><br>Attached please find an image of the current Macxist temple in Guyana. By chance? I think not. <br><br>As you see Mah is just reaching out in an attempt to save as many misguided souls as possible. History has taught us that many were not recognized for there knowledge and insight. Remember Winston Churchill? I need not say more.<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre800/e833/e83368gigot.jpg"><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <br><br>A Skank by any other name'............................ <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=skank>Skank</A>  <IMG SRC="http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/games/diablo/succubus1.gif" BORDER=0> at: 9/11/02 3:42:06 pm<br></i>


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 Post subject: It's all good!
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Man I love this.<br>I'm used to being the minority.<br>And I love playing the underdog.<br>I hope you guys take this as lighthearted as I do.<br>It's fun,keep it up.<br><br>Winston Churchill? Doesn't he make high schools?What about cigarettes?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>P.S. Bill Gates is a Eunuch!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> <p></p><i></i>


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