LMAO<br><br>Too funny fellas.<br><br>One observation though: "Duck tape" is for ducks. Dillo tape is for dillos. Skank you want to chime in here, since you do construction? <p></p><i></i>

Well it is true that duck tape is for ducks and dillo tape is for dillos. But fortunately dillos are very aerodynamically inclined and in a pinch, even though bailing wire causes more drag via wind resistance you can always wire em? down like a bail o? hay. On a hot day I suggest some of that 260 airconditioning, 2 windows down at 60 miles an hour.<br><br>So whats the Dillio? <br> <p></p><i></i>

From the wonderful world of the web:<br><br>100 Uses for Duct Tape:<br><br>Hanging posters. <br>Decorative book cover. <br>Fix broken tail light on vehicle. <br>Twist a long piece into rope (thousands more uses). <br>Tape wires down on floor or out of the way. <br>Tape wires back together after splicing (much wider than electricians' tape). <br>Reattach rear view mirror. <br>Repair cracked windshield/window. <br>Patch ripped clothing. <br>Hide unsightly wallpaper seams. <br>Repair broken hoses. <br>Repair broken fan belt. <br>Use as art medium. <br>Fix broken book binding. <br>Band-Aid for really big cuts. <br>Attach leg splint to broken leg. <br>Wallpaper your house (may be slightly expensive, but well worth it for the resulting sophisticated look). <br>Reinforce pages in 3 ring binder. <br>Cover up empty drive bays. <br>Fold in half and use as bookmark. <br>Disk labels. <br>Rappelling harness. <br>Toilet paper. <br>Hinge on cabinet door. <br>Repairing leak in tire/inner tube. <br>Taping annoying people to walls, floor, ceiling, or bed. <br>Holding together computer cases. <br>Hold up exhaust pipe (doesn't last very long). <br>Repair upholstery. <br>Make lawn furniture. <br>Make lawn decorations. <br>Fix racquetball racquets. <br>Roll into a ball for hockey practice. <br>Mark lines on a sporting event field. <br>Clothing – all sorts. <br>Can be use to wrap duct work, but doesn't seal or hold up ducts very well. <br>Use to pull unsightly hair. <br>Keeps pledges in their place (also applies to siblings). <br>Patches holes in vinyl siding. <br>An entire roll can be used in place of a bedroom door to keep someone in for hours. <br>Twisted correctly, can be used as a billy-club. <br>Wrapped around newspaper to make a dog chew toy. <br>Holding on book covers. <br>Reflective lettering. <br>Mute function for humans. <br>Contraceptive device. <br>Climbing rope. <br>Earrings. <br>Cover old pocket folders -- lasts forever! <br>Shoe designs. <br>Girdle. <br>Sealing envelopes (in case you hate the taste of envelope glue). <br>Replacement for airplane glue. <br>For store owners: great way to keep the wigs on mannequins. <br>Seat belts that'll REALLY keep the kids still. <br>Closing chip bags. <br>Make the stapler obsolete! <br>Putting up Christmas lights (easy removal). <br>Why bother with waxing... <br>Add several layers to your car's bumpers for a much safer ride. <br>Fix vacuum cleaner hose. <br>Tape ski boot to your ski when the binding breaks. <br>Repair seams of ski gloves. <br>Wrap around your waist when your zipper splits in a one piece ski suit. <br>Lift and separate when you don't want to wear a bra or can't have straps showing. <br>Hold temple onto eye glasses. <br>Fix printer. <br>Make a wallet out of it. <br>Hold car hood shut. <br>Patch hole in canoe. <br>Fixing sets for the school play. <br>Making props look more realistic. <br>Make letter for letter jacket. <br>Hold your letter to your letter jacket. <br>Re-enforce the phone cord. <br>Hold batteries in remote control. <br>Play a CD (reflect a laser beam onto a CD to play it). <br>Stick pictures up in your locker. <br>Fix holes in your Airwalks. <br>Use instead of nail polish. <br>Hold pens together. <br>Belt. <br>Wrap your ankle for sports. <br>Can be used in place of handcuffs. <br>Rings. <br>Hold file cabinet together. <br>Hold shoe laces together. <br>Can replace shoe laces. <br>Can be used in place of Velcro. <br>Write term paper on it. <br>Graduation present. <br>Can be used to put back together a shredded term paper. <br>Stop your jeans from fraying. <br>Hair ties. <br>Hold spikes to your cleats. <br>Make a book shelf. <br>Necklace. <br>Note cards. <br>Remove lint from clothes. <br>Makes great bumper stickers with a sharpie! <br><br>and 101. Fastening dillos to your deemer!<br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

It?s so versatile. It can delay hair fallout and in an instant accelerate hair fallout. Did anyone mention that with a tennis ball and duct tape you can keep the dog from craping on the floor while your out? You don?t really need the tennis ball, it just makes it more interesting.<br><br>Wondrous stuff that<br><br>Haughty Eyed Skank<br> <p></p><i></i>

Taping annoying people to walls, floor, ceiling, or bed. <br><br>Hey Mah, I've personally seen this one used. Yes it was on board the sub, no I was not on the receiving end. Who do you think held him down so he could be taped? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Hmmmmm.. Now we really know what goes on onboard the SSBN's. <br><br><br>Snorkin' Torpedo Schwantz <p></p><i></i>

<br><br>"Don't ask, don't tell."<br><br>LOL. <p></p><i></i>

In boot camp we tied a guy down to his bunk while he was asleep with yes, dental floss. Amazingly strong that stuff is. The hard part is getting it tight while not waking the victim. Too many other like stories to mention. Can duck tape and a tennis ball keep a dillo from crapping on your redeemer? Prove it. Send pictures too. LMAO Later! <p></p><i></i>

I was aboard a fast attack nuclear submarine. The missles we carried were Tomahawks and Harpoons. Can't tell you more than that 'cause then I would have to kill you all. Top Secret you know.<br><br>Never did anything like that in boot camp, but the incident with duct tape did involve prussian blue (indelible blue dye), silicone grease, and crotchless womens undies. Use your imagination. My involvment ended with the taping. <p></p><i></i>

LOL<br><br>Herm and Ice. Yall need to book an appointment with Dr. Cathy, SRA psychiatrist and military doctor. I bet he deals with this stuff on a daily basis.<br><br>lmao -- as long as you weren't using the grease while putting the crotchless panties on your mate, then ok.<br><br>I do understand your attraction to redeemers tho, Ice. Man, traveling with Tomahawks on board must've made for some pretty high baseline anxiety.<br><br>M <p></p><i></i>

<br><br>Uh..hey Iceman..heh..you say your involvement ended with the taping. Uh..heh..uh can I get a copy of that tape?.. I think I can sell it on eBay. Big $$ there. No worries about the ezBoard now Boss. We got it covered if Iceman comes through. Heck you can buy a T-1 line..geeze..awesome....<br> <br><br>Hookadillo <p></p><i></i>

Herms,<br> Your discription of boot camp sounds like my office. Our shenanigans are constent. Booby traps, prank phone calls, name calling, chain jerking, running out side and slaming the wall with a 20LB set of plans to help the guy on the other side with his BM. We are the perpetual middle schoolers <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Best to all, Skank forever young (immature) in heart and mind ;P <p></p><i></i>

Sorry, Hook we don't have video. There could be a couple of polaroids floating around out there though. A senior chief caught us uh, playing with this guy. He went and got his camera. Good thing the Captain didn't see the pics.<br><br>Speaking of pics, a friend of mine found a "swinger" magazine on board and starting leafing through the pages. Glancing at one of the photos, he realized he knew one of the people featured in the mag. It was one of our reactor operators with his "schwantz" in full glory! Boy did he catch a lot of flack from that. I should point out he also got a few dates as well.(with female readers of the mag, not guys on the boat <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> )<br><br>I really don't think I need to see the shrink. I'm perfectly allright and the voices in my head agree with me <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>See you guys in a few weeks, and happy fragging. <p></p><i></i>

Hey Mah,<br> One of these days when we are on a map without mixed company ask me about duct tape and fishing <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> Not sure I should put it in print here, might be a little to much for some. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Rock-a-dillo! <p></p><i></i>

Mah:<br><br>Don't do it! Don't let yourself be alone with SKANK on any map! That's what happened to ViRuz. SKANK trapped him and called him his "little burrito" and it was too much for him!<br><br>No amount of therapy could undo the mental trauma.<br><br>You've been warned!<br><br><br>Armadildo Schwantz <p></p><i></i>