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 Post subject: Re: Hey Jest...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 11:07 pm 
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LOL!!!<br><br>Don't suggest such stuff to a minor. Plus he would probably electrocute himself somehow. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Jest...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 1:15 am 
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Yep I know.<br><br>Bo gets an A+ for good guessing <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Chow, Butter Cup <p></p><i></i>


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 9:28 am 
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If we can elevate ourselves just a tad and get our minds out of the gutter (don't worry, the gutter will always be there waiting for us), I'd like to suggest the following as potential names for Jester:<br><br>Intercourse - after the PA town,<br>Uranus - the planet, of course!<br>Klingon - Klingon and Uranus kinda go together, if you think about it...., and<br>Regina - pronounced the Canadian way.<br><br>This really didn't take us out of the gutter, did it? <p></p><i></i>


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 3:25 pm 
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i dont get it <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Star Trek jokes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 5:58 pm 
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Since you guys brought up Klingons,<br><br>What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?<br><br>They both get rid of the Klingons from Uranus.<br><br><br><br>What did Mr Spock find in the toilet?<br><br><br>The Captain's log.<br><br>Speaking of Intercourse, PA., is any one aware there is a Dildo, Newfoundland? Check it out: <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/Dildo.htm">www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshi.../Dildo.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Those crazy Canadians, eh? <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=iceman@schwantzsredeemerarenaserver>Iceman</A> at: 11/22/02 5:00:43 pm<br></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek jokes
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:09 am 
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Jester,<br>Here's the humour analysis:<br>Keeping with the geographical theme for possible names, the first was Intercourse, which is also the name of a town in Pennsyvania. I don't think I need to explain any more than that.<br>Next is the planet Uranus, which sounds like 'your ****', a very old joke. <br>Next is Klingon, not really within the geography context, but it reminded me of a joke, very similar to the one above: 'What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus and pick off Klingons. I think that was in the old National Lampoon magazine, way before your time.<br>Last is the capital of the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. Most Americans would pronounce Regina as Re-jee-na, but in fact it's said like Re-jiy-na. Regina is a latin word meaning 'queen', like 'regal', 'regicide', etc. <p></p><i></i>


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:12 am 
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ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>too frickin funny guys! <p></p><i></i>

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 Post subject: Re: LMAO
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:33 pm 
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no not really <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: LMAO
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Yes, it is.<br><br>How about Knob_Knoster? (a real town in Missouri - not certain about the second 'k').<br>Or that town in Wales that's about 37 letters long with no vowels except 'y'?<br>Why not have a 'name du jour' depending on current events?<br>Or Nitsud? <p></p><i></i>


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<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-large;">EL FARTE</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <p></p><i></i>

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 Post subject: Dildo's in Newfoundland
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Hey Ice. I've actually been there. Half my family (Dad's side) is from Newfoundland and Cape Breton. Perhaps that explains my insatiable need for dark rum in large quantities??<br><br>Dildo (non-electric) Schwantz<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=schwantz>schwantz</A> at: 11/26/02 12:45:50 pm<br></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Dildo's in Newfoundland
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Just to revisit Dildo Newfoundland, search on one of the many "napster" like clones for "Capt. Dildo" by Bob and Tom. It's pretty funny. <p></p><i></i>


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