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I have received this one several times in the past, but I forgot how interesting it was. I wonder about the validity of it, but who cares. By the way, I am moving to Guam, but I really need to brush up my resume.<br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:yellow;font-size:x-small;">PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!! <br>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the <br>animals must be female. <br>Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. <br><br> (Like THAT makes sense.) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but <br>is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. <br>He may only see their reflection in a mirror. <br> <br> (Do they look different reversed?) <br> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. <br>This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must <br>be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. <br><br> (A brick??) <br> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. <br><br> (Much worse than "going blind!"<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside <br>and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having <br>sex for the first time... <br>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. <br><br> (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the <br>world that even comes close to this?) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous <br>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. <br>The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner <br>desired. <br><br> (Ah! Justice!) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in <br>tropical fish stores. <br> (But of course!) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the <br>first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the <br>act. <br><br> (Makes one shudder at the thought.) <br> *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* <br>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a <br>woman and her daughter at the same time. <br> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this <br>law?) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with <br>one exception: <br>Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places <br>where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." <br><br> (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. <br><br> (Who volunteers for this stuff?) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. <br><br> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own <br>weight and always falls over on its right side when <br>intoxicated. <br><br> (From drinking little bottles of...?) <br> (Did the govt. pay for this research??) <br>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Butterflies taste with their feet. <br><br> (Ah, geez) <br>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. <br><br> (I know some people like that.) <br>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>Starfish don't have brains. <br><br> (I know some people like that too) <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br>And, the best for last..... <br>Turtles can breathe through <br>their butts. <br><br> (Do you think they have bad breath?) <br><br><br><br>Have a Happy Day !</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <br><br><br> <p><SRA> The Jargonaut<br></p><i></i>
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