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| Author: | blondehottie [ Wed Sep 03, 2003 2:49 pm ] |
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FRIDAYS IN HELL ONE DAY A GUY DIED AND FOUND HIMSELFINHELL.ASHE WAS WALLOWING IN DESPAIR,HE HAD HIS FIRST MEETING WITH A DEMON THE DEMON ASKED,"WHY SO GLUM?"THE RESPONDED,"WHAT DO YOU THINK?I'M IN HELL!" "HELL'S NOT SO BAD,"THE DEMON SAID."WE ACTUALLY HAVE ALOT OF FUN DOWN HERE.YOU A DRINKINGMAN?' "SURE,"THE MAN SAID,"I LOVE TO DRINK.""Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked."You better believe it!" You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble.""Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.""Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean .. . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" JUST A LITTLE JOKE FOR YINZ HOTTS |
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| Author: | DARKMATTER [ Wed Sep 03, 2003 2:54 pm ] |
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LoLs HoTs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i wondered why fridays were so bad :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: |
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| Author: | schwantz [ Wed Sep 03, 2003 3:29 pm ] |
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That Friday thing only occurs in special bars in Peterborough U.K. Not that there's anything wrong with that. CruisingSchwantz :twisted: |
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| Author: | DARKMATTER [ Wed Sep 03, 2003 4:31 pm ] |
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LoL schwantz see ya friday dark :wink: :wink: :twisted: |
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| Author: | Mortis [ Wed Sep 03, 2003 9:10 pm ] |
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Speaking as a denizen of Hell, that is NOT the way things work here. Activities are optional. I usually spend weekends fishing...pulling a nice Hellbender out of the lake of fire. :twisted: |
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