A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to
> > take
> > a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the
> > rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
> > She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
> >
> > The man first points to his eye, then points to his
> > knee and finally makes a raking motion.
> >
> > The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man
> > repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
> >
> > The wife replies that she understands and signals
> > back. She first points to her eye, then points to
> > her
> > left breast, then points to her butt, and finally to
> > her crotch.
> >
> > Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated,
> > he
> > goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin'
> > hell
> > was that?"
> >
> > She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH



how mnay of yinz have actually done something like this hmmmmm
i wonder

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