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| Author: | Yikes [ Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Yikes could write love poems/SRA LIMERICk Thread |
Hi yall, Did I tell anyone that I knew how to make or write poems If any of you guys or girls want I could post some poems up :) ...... |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:03 am ] |
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There once was a player named Schwantz, Whose manner was that of a ponce, He dressed like a chick With a very small d/ck Lookin for a little romance. Signed, Lady in Red |
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| Author: | Yikes [ Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | hahahahaha |
oh cool but I am not looking for rommance I just was wondering if you guys and girls wanted to hear some of my poems hhehehehee? |
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| Author: | DARKMATTER [ Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:49 am ] |
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hey mahatma isn't that a limerick not a poem???? not to say i didnt expect it i was thinking 'there was a man from nantucket' when i first read the thread :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but urs is much better :P :twisted: :twisted: :oops: Dark :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: |
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| Author: | <SRA>Maximus [ Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:48 pm ] |
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Whats Mah's gender? |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:42 pm ] |
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Well, where's the poem Yikes? In the meantime, here's another limerick. There once was a server in Texas Whose matches attracted both sexes The players decided That Mahatma's divided South of her large solar plexus. |
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| Author: | a nameless entity [ Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:31 pm ] |
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One by Swinbourne: There once was a girl from Aberswythe Who took some grain to the mill to get grist with But the miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with It's up to you guys to decide which one was Mah! :twisted: Disclaimer: I have no idea how to spell "Swinburn". I know of the famous author, but this is the only work of his I am familiar with. I have no idea how to spell "Aberswythe" either, but it is a genuine place. Furthermore, I have no idea which one Mah was, either. |
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| Author: | Riff-Raff [ Thu Jul 24, 2003 11:50 pm ] |
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Mahatma wrote: Well, where's the poem Yikes?
In the meantime, here's another limerick. There once was a server in Texas Whose matches attracted both sexes The players decided That Mahatma's divided South of her large solar plexus. ROFLMAO Mah, well done! |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:59 am ] |
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danke danke. That what we English lit guys do. Here's one for you. A dominatrix there was from Seattle Who was classically trained in nuke battles She could wield the transloc With the best of the folk But she spanked with an old-fashioned paddle. |
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| Author: | <SRA>Maximus [ Fri Jul 25, 2003 9:38 am ] |
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ROTFLMAO! Dude you have totally missed your callling. Oh no wait you teach ENGLISH LIT. so I guess you didn't. these may have to go on the site as well. Need to be immortalized. We'll call it something like Mahatma's poetry Cafe or something like that. Gonna have to find a pic of a black beret to put on your characters head though. :D |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Fri Jul 25, 2003 9:59 am ] |
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LOL Nameless. I didn't know Swinburne wrote limericks. Not my period. But very good stuff. I may have to post some of the Earl of Rochester's dirty poems. Lemme go look em up. Max, Web-designing is best on a MAC, By Naughtius, New Jersey's mack. The slave-gladiator Now master-bater Shined his Apple and never looked back. |
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| Author: | {§ÎR}à [ Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:16 am ] |
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Hmmm...Don't know too much Poetry : There was a young man from Boston Who bought a Baby Austin ,it had enough room for his ass and a can of gas ,but his B@!!'s fell out and he lost 'em!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: |
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| Author: | Yikes [ Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | hahaha |
lol here is mine You are so special in every way you are the reason I get up and start my day. I want to thank you far all the joy you've brought to my life. Someday I hope that I may call you my wife you are the best thing that has ever happened to my life my heart has many doors and you have every key I am in the presence of an angel every time we meet you are so kind you make all pain go away you make the sun come out when skies are gray I want our love to last forever I never want it to cease I need you in my life more than world needs peace It's crazy to look at us and see how perfect we are We love each other from distances near or far I could hold you all day until my arms get weak I could stare at you forever and not even speak You make me so happy when you are around It's like floating on a cloud and I never want to come down I hate to even think one day this may end You're not just my lover you're my best friend but if a day comes where we must depart remember that you'll have two chambers in my heart and if sometimes I act sad and it seems like I don't care remember I will always be me baby and I'm your bear! Author: ][SRA][YIKES |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:02 pm ] |
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There was a young poet named Yikes Who fingered the hole of a dyke. The dyke of the heart Dripped waters of art Dammed up with his lyrical pike. |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:18 pm ] |
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Ok let's try another one: There was a young German N6 Who courted Inspector Hans Blix When the old Swede discovered Tanner's weapon uncovered He reported the schnitzel and dix. |
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