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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a
new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet
young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm
from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit." Her eyes lit up as
she asked, "Where would you like to start?" "Well, ma'am, how about a
suit?" "Yes sir. What size?" "Size 53 tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's really
big." "Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" she
asked. He replied, "How about some shoes?" "What size?" "Size 15 double E."
"Wow, that's really big!" "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied. "Wow, that's really
big!" "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas." "Will there be
anything else?" she asked. "Yes ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat." "Yes sir.
What size? and style?" "Eight and five-eighths. Stetson." "Wow, that's
really big!" "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas." She virtually
glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "No ma'am ,
I reckon that will be all." As the sweet young thang tallied up his bill,
and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could
I ask you a question?" "Yes ma'am, I already know what it is. And the
answer is four inches." Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is
bigger than that!" Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "From
the floor, ma'am. From the floor."
i thought it was funny
hottie
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