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| Author: | the faceless lady [ Wed Jun 11, 2003 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | With apologies to B.H. ...........Blonde Jokes |
What do you have when you have 24 blondes and a box? A case of empties. A blonde girl came running home from school, and said: "Mommy, Mommy! Guess what! Today at school we learned numbers. All the other girls could only count to 5, but I could count to 10! Is it because I'm a blonde?" "Yes dear" her mother answered. The next day, the blonde girl came home from school and said: "Mommy, Mommy!" "Today we learned the alphabet. The other girls could only get to the letter E; but I could recite all the way to G!" "Is it because I'm a blonde?" "Yes dear" her mother answered. On the third day, she came home again and shouted: "Mommy, Mommy!" "Today we had gym class, and all the other girls were flat chested, but I've got these!" With that, she pulled up her shirt to reveal a nice set of 36 D's. "Is it because I'm a blonde Mommy?" "NO dear", her mother replied, "It's because you're 26 years old." |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:14 pm ] |
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ROFLMAO!!! :lol: Please attach a pic though. |
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| Author: | [::tsunami::] [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:14 am ] |
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lol :lol: |
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| Author: | XX_MAN [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:55 am ] |
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F :lol: U :lol: N :lol: N :lol: Y :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XX 8) |
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| Author: | blondehottie [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 7:57 am ] |
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roflmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i find blonde jokes funny no apologies needed in fact my mother-in-law sent me this one Blond Pregnancy > > > > > > > My wife, who is a blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, jumping up > and down for joy! I didn't know why she was so happy but I thought what the > heck -- and started jumping up and down with her. When she said, "Honey, I > love you", I said, "Great, now tell me why you're so happy today." > > She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily when she told me that she was > pregnant! I was so ecstatic!! We had been > trying for a while to get pregnant so I grabbed her and kissed her and told > her how great it was and that I was very happy. > > Then she said "Oh honey, there's more." I asked "What do you mean there's > more?" She said, "Well, we are not having just > one baby, we are having twins." Amazed at how she could know so soon after > getting pregnant,I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well that's the easy > part. I went to Walmart and bought the twin pack pregnancy test kit, and > both tests came out positive!!!" and i thought this was funny too How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door What does a turtle and a blonde have in comman? Once they are on their backs they are screwed i know lots more blondehottie :D :D |
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| Author: | XX_MAN [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:40 am ] |
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FUNNY STUFF BH ME AND MY WIFE BOTH LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: XX 8) |
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| Author: | Iceman [ Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | More blonde |
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing the W's away. What's the easiest way to kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a wading pool. |
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| Author: | blondehottie [ Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:41 pm ] |
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What > setting do I use on the washing machine?" > > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" > > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." > > And they say blondes are dumb.... hottie |
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| Author: | the faceless lady [ Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:03 pm ] |
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From the internet: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? She fell out of the tree. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in the back seat? In case she locked her keys in the car. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an F in sex. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." |
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