NM's Bio Page Writeups

Mahatma · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2003 10:51 am

This thread is an open invitation for you to submit small writeups for people's bios or your own. The model can be the high-school year book, or whatever else you imagine. Schwantz, NM has requested that your wit be enlisted in this endeavor. To start the juices flowing, I will attempt your bio. NAME: SCHWANTZ THE P0NCE "Party on guys! Schwantzing Matilda for 25 years now with loving partner in alternative relationship. Varsity Tiddleewinks and Cross Country. Favorite song: Lady in Red, by Chris de Burgh. Never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to d0nce, lookin for a little rom0nce. Favorite place: the loft in Deck16. Hold this position! Hobbies: Building as many high-end computers as possible in order to run Linux." <SRA>/v/ahatmaEdited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=mahatma@schwantzsredeemerarenaserver>Mahatma</A> <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/otn/funny/readpb.gif" BORDER=0> at: 4/29/03 9:20:26 pm

SRAMAXIMUS · **Joined:** Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:27 am **Posts:** 163

Hey Mah I think I am going to do a seperate page as a yearbook page. All images will be smaller and laid out like a year book. I leave you in charge of funny blurbs. Your just too good at it. I think the name of the page will be "Redemption High Yearbook" or some such nonsense. Any suggestions would be helpful. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Naughtius Maximus "Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"

Mahatma · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2003 10:07 pm

Sounds good. But only if people get amusement from it. NAME: NAUGHTIUS MAXIMUS "MacIntosh technician for New Jersey Mob, Adobe facilitator for Tony Soprano. Run popular 80s lyrics website and collect Atari memorabilia. In spare time, enjoy liberating Germans, Parthians, and Gauls. Also, taunting Commodus. Used to enjoy fondling Kitter in the rafters of Deck16, but have since 'changed teams.' That's what the Roman Army does to you -- sigh. See you in Elysium! Strength and honor." <SRA>/v/ahatma

SRAMAXIMUS · **Joined:** Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:27 am **Posts:** 163

LMAO Dude your arguably the funniest one among us. We trust you. Not only that but this is suppose to be a group thing and I think I am monopolizing it(Insert Bill Gates joke here). If anyone feels that I have sorta run off with this nfairly please let me know. I don't want anyone feeling left out here. Naughtius Maximus "Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"

yourpimp · **Joined:** Sat Sep 28, 2002 2:10 pm **Posts:** 149

yo naut... no love for your puter luvin brother in arms???? ill send ya the info... YoUrPiMp PIMPOLOGY

SRAMAXIMUS · **Joined:** Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:27 am **Posts:** 163

Whatcha mean Pimp man. I love ya. Hey Mah, your next victim (Uh appointment) has arrived. Looks like you have been elected the next one in line for a Mahatma roasting Pimp, or should I say Ponce. I don't know who you are anymore man. Go to it Mah. Hey by the way those stories of me and kitter in the rafters were way overblown. There was never any fondling. Lots of other stuff, but definitely no fondling. Finally, I've never liberated any Parthians. Whats a Parthian?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> Naughtius Maximus "Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:05 am

NAME: YOURPIMP "A.K.A. YoUrPoNcE. Two lovely English guys told me so. Hobbies: pr0n and warez distribution. Best song: Venus, by Bananarama! Oh yeah! Burnin like a silver flame! In spare time, like to hold tournaments (sometimes in bathtub), and build computers. I'm your fire, talk desire!" <SRA>/v/ahatma

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:18 pm

NAME: TORPID SPLATTER BOY "Codename: 'Torp,' or some version of that combined with good new vocabulary entry for the day. Hobbies include adding RAM daughterboards to MacIntosh Computational Machine -- now up to 192 MBs -- and waxing Alfa Romeo. Also, writing poetry on rainy days in local Starbucks. Favorite Song: It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday, by BoyzIIMen. I'll take with me the memories ... To be my sunshine after the rain ..." <SRA>/v/ahatma

SRAMAXIMUS · **Joined:** Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:27 am **Posts:** 163

I knew this was in capable hands. Keep em comin' Mah.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> Naughtius Maximus "Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:34 pm

Ummm, people, weren't you all going to pitch in here? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> Schwantz get writing, please. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> <SRA>/v/ahatma

Riff-Raff · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:19 pm

Thanks Mah... You're the best. When you move up here Ill take you for a spin in the Alfa!... Maybe we could even roadtrip up north of the border and hassle His Royal Ponceness. <img src="http://home.attbi.com/~torpid/torps_Alfa_GTV6.jpg" style="border:0;"/> affrettarsitorp (fastorp)

Yikes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:46 pm

hahaha hey torpid nice cars you have there<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D">

Mahatma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:30 pm

NAME: CANNONFODDER "A.K.A. 'God Fodder,' head Washington State branch of New Jersey Mob. As my picture reveals, I indulge in auto-erotic asphyxiation. Motto: 'Don't forget to bite the lemon!' Hobbies include North-American jurisprudential extortion and edible grass-donation to the needy. Best song: Blame It on the Rain, by Milli Vanilli. Cuz I'm in love with you girl!" <SRA>/v/ahatma

Yikes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:44 pm

is mah mad at me because she is acting like if she was (mad) at me are you mad at me mah? because i'm not

Scify · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:04 pm

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