A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say,
All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off
now....cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
asses on the train.... cause we're going on down the tracks."
The horrified mother went t in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
her son say...
"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon."
She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of
You who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
PLEASE see the bitch in the kitchen..."
Hotts
