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 Post subject: Midlife crisis, here I come...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:24 pm 
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Today, I turned 35 years of age... Do you think that will slow ME down??

Hell yes it will...


Okay... Gotta put on a brave face...

YAY! I am halfway to 70!!!
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Someone pass me some Geritol.

I think I am getting senile... or is that sterile???

I MUST BE GETTING ALZHEIMER'S DESEASE!!!
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I'd worry about loosing my hair, but it fell out years ago.
At least it won't get grey... well... except for my ear hair...

Okay. I feel better now.


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 Post subject: Hey
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:18 pm 
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Darn. The player name of "Old Fart" is already taken. Happy B-day sir. You should also keep in mind that you are certainly among the minority here being that young. Most of us are Nameless_Entity's age! He calls him self that because he got so old he forgot his real player name. But like all people with ALZHEIMER'S, the memory comes and goes. That's why sometimes you see him using his real player name of Glider. Those are the good days when he remembers he also owns a hog and goes riding on it. He's been lucky though. He hasn't been pulled over yet for forgetting that his inspection sticker and registration stickers both expired back in 1998 when he was first stricken with this awful desease. Poor bastard!

Happy B-day Jarg. Just kidding Nameless.

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Jarg, you are already two years overdue on buying your first HOG. Got mine when I was 33. That was in 1986. Stop "upgrading" that darn computer of yours, and start saving! Image

As for what's his name ==>Image that replied first: You'll be glad to know I've used those numbers you gave me for tomorrow nights Lotto Super 7 draw. Can you guess how good my memory will be if they hit? Image

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 Post subject: Re: Midlife crisis, here I come...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:34 pm 
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The Jargonaut wrote:
Today, I turned 35 years of age... Do you think that will slow ME down??


Didn't slow me down...half a decade ago......

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:33 am 
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Happy Birthday Jarg!

Welcome to the last day of the best of your life. :bigsmurf:

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:44 am 
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I feel like teenager but Say like Jarg, I am almost hallway to 88.
If I don't have learning disalbe ( what every it called) I could have photogarhic( remeber thing with out look up)
As hog for come close get my leg cut off. No thanks
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I think I am getting senile...

I don't think so

Happy Birthday and Many More
P.S I rather keep my white hair( Which poeple think it platimun blonde hair) it keep my head warm.I quess I am lucky in was I have cousin who is about 7 month older i am has to be completely Snow White hair. Last I saw him it close 18 years ago .He was 26 year old 75% His hair was Platimun white Hair
I just Kidding Jarg.

I do have Platimun white with aint brown or dark blonde .So it make it look like Platimun blonde hair.

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Dam ???!!! I posted yesterday just after you Jarg and I don't see my message !!????
So here I say again HBTY

I hope that your eyes will keep being sharp ! :cyclopsani:

Will you have a big birthday cake ?... nium nium !

I'll try to beat you on CG while you digest it and belch a few! ;)

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There ya go BIG cake and a beer what more could you want happy B-day jarg

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Happy Bday JARGY.Hope it was a good one.

Hotts :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Right there with you Jarg but I have kids so I add 20 years to my age. Your childless so you can still consider yourself young.

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Thank you all! I admit that 35 was a rough one. I did not care when I hit 34, but this time...
Anyways, I guess that I will just keep on truckin. I will wait for my real mid life crisis to get that motorcycle.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:14 am 
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The Jargonaut wrote:
Thank you all! I admit that 35 was a rough one. I did not care when I hit 34, but this time...
Anyways, I guess that I will just keep on truckin. I will wait for my real mid life crisis to get that motorcycle.

Again, Thanks

But it's not that important to hit the 35 as the average men's life is 80 or 81 years... So you're still far from the middle of an average life... ;)

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 Post subject: Life!
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I treat each day like it might be the last day of my life! Maybe that explains my drinking problem. Hmmm???

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Thank you all for the kind (and not so kind) words. :colors:

I guess that it is not the age that matters but the mentality.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:17 pm 
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The Jargonaut wrote:
I will wait for my real mid life crisis to get that motorcycle.


Middle age begins at 40. You still have five years to go. I bought my HOG well before I reached middle age. By beginning the cure ahead of time, I never had the crisis. Think about it. :iconbiggrin:

Oh and btw, Happy Birthday! :occasion9:

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