Ten Reasons Why Macs Suck

1) You can't use 5-1/4" floppy disks.
2) You can't go shopping with your friends for a Sound Blaster board because Macs don't need one.
3) Your 200 MHz 604e Mac does integer calculation equivalent to a 362 MHz Pentium Pro, but you can only brag about 200 MHz.
4) Networking a Mac is not an impressive feat.
5) Macs don't come in black, and we all know black cabinets make computers faster and louder.
6) You have to add a system extension to make Mac menus stay down like Windows. We like pokey menus because it's too hard to hold that heavy mouse button down while we read.
7) And the Mac mouse is too slow. We want our cursor to fly wildly off the screen when we twitch our wrist because hyper cursors make our PCs look faster.
8) You just plug Macs in and they work. Where's the challenge in that?
9) When you add stuff, you just plug them in and they work, too. Again, no challenge.
10) Your clients and teachers know about Numbers 8 and 9, so they expect Mac users to deliver results, not excuses!

Does the iSlut come in purple too? If so I'll take one in each color please :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks One.....needed a good laugh at work today while working on my Mac :lol:

|<idcapri

Hmmm. If I may be a little risque...
It says that she comes in colors....


Make your own joke here, gentlemen :wink:

So, the iSlut "sucks" too ?

cool!

N6

if we were "gentlemen" we wouldn't be doing this .. would we :oops: :lol: :wink:

Mmmm..... yass, yass I'm sure we'd all be so eager to try it out that we could hardly wait to plug it in. :|

Edited. I had a remark but it was in baddd taste so I'm ersaing it with this.

:lol: :twisted: :lol:

One did you just recently purchase a Mac? Nice finds.

I'm just curious though. The iSlut claims to be the ultimate accessory for you imac. How is she set up. Under the Computer desk, on the desk, bent over the keyboard? Before I purchase this I would like to make sure I'm going to get my money's worth.

The advertisement also clames she "comes" in colors. Is this biologically possible or does this just fall in line with Apple Mhz myth?

Jarg:


question for you mac heads out there, is this possible. I would really like to 'build' a mac. It would be neat to have a dual boot but am sure the file systems aren't compatible with one another... and no way would windoz support somthin like that....

If it could work, it would be out there already. I haven't even thought to try something like that in about 5 years. Last I heard, there was no way because the base hardware is totally different if I recall correctly.

Herm, you may want to look into something called XWindows developed by the folks at MIT. It runs on both Intel and Apple platforms and runs both Apple and PC programs all in one OS