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Author:  Mortis [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:00 pm ]
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Choose your dementia...

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why...

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Author:  Mahatma [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:24 pm ]
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LOL nice ones.

Let's see if I can add one
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Deviant Sexuality -- I Came Upon a Midnight Clear; O Come All Ye Faithful

Author:  blondehottie [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:02 pm ]
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i like south parks merry f@#$ing christmas

i love it i tell ya

hotts

Author:  a nameless entity [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:10 pm ]
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On the first day of training, my sargeant gave to me: a pamphlet on v.d.

Author:  Iceman [ Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:48 am ]
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Ever hear of Bob Rivers? He has several albums out titled "Twisted Christmas" or several variations there of. They're basically celebrity impersonations singing "updated Xmas songs" It's pretty funny stuff.

In it you'll find:
I am Santa Claus- Done to Ironman
Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear- Winter Wonder Land
I Came Across A Roadkill Deer- It Came Upon A Midnight Clear.

There are lots more

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