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Author: | Mortis [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Twisted Christmas Carols |
Choose your dementia... Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and ... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why... Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ... Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate |
Author: | Mahatma [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:24 pm ] |
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LOL nice ones. Let's see if I can add one . Deviant Sexuality -- I Came Upon a Midnight Clear; O Come All Ye Faithful |
Author: | blondehottie [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:02 pm ] |
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i like south parks merry f@#$ing christmas i love it i tell ya hotts |
Author: | a nameless entity [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:10 pm ] |
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On the first day of training, my sargeant gave to me: a pamphlet on v.d. |
Author: | Iceman [ Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:48 am ] |
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Ever hear of Bob Rivers? He has several albums out titled "Twisted Christmas" or several variations there of. They're basically celebrity impersonations singing "updated Xmas songs" It's pretty funny stuff. In it you'll find: I am Santa Claus- Done to Ironman Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear- Winter Wonder Land I Came Across A Roadkill Deer- It Came Upon A Midnight Clear. There are lots more |
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