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| Author: | Hermskii [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:21 am ] |
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Hahahaha! Any of you have one? I went to a Christmas party tonight with my wife. It was thrown by her work place. It was very nice indeed and even had an open bar. Normally I'd take great advantage of this kind of situation but I didn't eat before we went and they offered dinner too. I had to eat because my stomach hurt I was so hungry. When I eat and drink alcohol at the same time, I get a very upset stomach so I stopped that many years back. My wife apparently was in a mood to get toasted and she did! She's sick as a dog right now and I am enjoying the role reversal greatly!!! Hahahahahaha! This rules. Granted I didn't score tonight but it was still worth it for me to remind her that I'm the one in the family that should do the drinking. I don't see her drinking again after tonight for almost another year! She said she didn't feel good and had already pulled her shirt off in the car on the way home. Once I got home without her getting sick and she was out of the car, I offered her everything that makes her ill. Hahahaha. She hates me now. I love messing with drunks. I almost got her sick when I offered her a smoke. She hates smoke. Chinese food had her gagging too but she held it. The real beauty is that she has to work tomorrow. Poor soul. I'll try to remember to post how her day goes. More later! |
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| Author: | a nameless entity [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:30 am ] |
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You are evidently a suicidal maniac. If she ever finds out about this thread you are DEAD!! :lol: I'll pay you back for all the fun I've had on your server by keeping my mouth shut. :twisted: :razz: |
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| Author: | Scify [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:34 am ] |
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Herm I knew this Lady at work.We had Party at Christmas.I think it was sunday We could have Bar.On table was this ice buckets. So you can fix your Drinks. We tease her they for Someone Who get Sick.By end of night She was use that .Her Husband Had carry Her to car She was able to walk out. |
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| Author: | Fluffy the Bunny [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:28 am ] |
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Hermskii, Advice "Hide Your Tooth Brush". As they say paybacks a bitch and ya know how hard it is to get that tiddy bowl blue outta those bristles. :wink: |
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| Author: | blondehottie [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:16 am ] |
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yes herm payback is a bitch but then revenge is a mother f#$%er so let her seek her payback because revenge is all yours :twisted: :twisted: hotts |
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| Author: | Mahatma [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:30 am ] |
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LMAO!!! ahahhahahahahahahhahaha LOL :lol: That's too frickin funny! When my wife got sick on alcohol for the very first time on lemon drops (vodka), our friends kept whispering in her ear that they were cooking her pork sandwiches. She was lying down on the couch, and the very thought of the sandwiches made her barf right then and there. ROFL!!! Alas, she is not the flashing sort while drunk. Did you offer your wife any beads or anything when she pulled her top off?! :lol: Mah |
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| Author: | {§ÎR}à [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:53 pm ] |
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ugh .. I shudder to think of those times I got real sick on alcohol !! , thats why I know when to quit now!! I know what my limit is and stick to that cause god knows that is the absolute most god awful nasty feeling in the world when you're pukin your guts up like that , and you're swearing up and down you'll never, ever do that again :twisted: :badgrin: :badgrin: !!! I'm happy to be a three beer drunk !! :twisted: :lol: hope she feels like smakin you in head later for that Herm :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: Chef Tri " Oatmeal Stout , it does a body good " :twisted: |
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| Author: | Hermskii [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:33 pm ] |
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My wife woke up and got sick this morning. SHe called in to work were she already had permission to come in late and set it up to go in at lunch. I babied her all morning and she did mange to get herself together and go in as planned. I'm positive that she won't be drinking for a while and expect her to come tired tonight. So again, I won't score but I'll continue to baby her because I do love her more than anything. Still, it was fun to tell her what all she did last night until she asked me to stop telling her. At least when I'm drunk like that which is never now a days, I don't require assistance. I too learned my limit and only forgotten outside forces like forgetting to eat or not enough sleep ever edge me past my limit. The one thing I'll never do is pass-out with a full stomach of alcohol. I'll puke first then go to bed. Later! |
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| Author: | Riff-Raff [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:33 pm ] |
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Why, I puked in my eye sockets just last week! Oh yea! Gin and stomach bile can really cause one to tear up... Stings too! gargletorp |
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| Author: | {§ÎR}à [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:43 pm ] |
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torpid wrote: Why, I puked in my eye sockets just last week!
Oh yea! Gin and stomach bile can really cause one to tear up... Stings too! gargletorp Damn Torp !!! :shock: friggin wear goggles next time !! :razz: : :lol: :lol: :lol: Chef Tri |
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| Author: | |3iGi [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:28 pm ] |
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My wife is funny when she gets drunk....which is not often. She will have a few drinks on the weekends, but not plastered. I have seen her shit faced throwing up in a long time. She learned her limits. Me, I can usually get drunk with out getting sick, just have to stay away from things that I know will be a night ender....ie no milk products, no rum, no Jack Daniels, no Mad Dog 20/20....no warm light beers...and so on. lol. signed...faithful alchy. |
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| Author: | a nameless entity [ Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:19 pm ] |
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I've never ever seen anyone get shitfaced on Tequila that didn't puke his guts out. One time I tried to give a friend of mine a ride home in his own car, who was blotto on Tequila. But I didn't know how to drive his car, because I couldn't drive a standard yet. I kept popping the clutch and stalling the car. He was on the passenger side, head hanging out the window, barfing his guts out, each and every time I stalled it. Poor sod. :lol: :lol: |
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| Author: | |3iGi [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:27 pm ] |
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I love to drink taquila, but it give me a bad hangover. It only makes me throw up if I am drinking something else, besides beer... |
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| Author: | Mortis [ Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:42 pm ] |
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Sorry. Never been drunk. Inherited my tolerance from my father (an alcohol-drinking pro). He woke up every day to a Greyhound (vodka & grapefruit juice....very nasty)(partial to screwdrivers, myself). Some friends took me out once for my birthday. I did shots until they ran out of cash and the bar closed. Walked out on my own power. I do love drinking the wife under the table from time to time. She gets loud and mouthy. Makes for quite a show. Wanna make someone puke when they drink too much? Try talking about or using any of the following tried-and-true methods: 1. Greasy pork sandwiches in a dirty ashtray ('Weird Science'). 2. Snot. 3. Rushing tides and waves. 4. Anything that spins. 5. Quirky, jittery motions right in their face. |
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