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| Author: | Mortis [ Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | The "Lighter" Side of Michael Jackson |
You knew these would show up sooner or later... What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with, and the other is used to carry food. :lol: Why does Michael Jackson wear hi water pants? Because when he wakes up in the morning he puts on the first pair he sees. :lol: How do you tell that it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. :lol: What did Michael Jackson say after being released from police custody? "I feel like a kid again." :lol: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is throwing a party? There's a bunch of Big Wheels parked out in front. :lol: When Michael Jackson was cutting his new album why did he call Boys II Men? He thought it was a delivery service. :lol: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new book? It's called the In's & Out's of Child Rearing. :lol: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? Two five year old boys. :lol: What did a woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son." :lol: What do Michael Jackson & K-mart have in common? Both have boys pants 1/2 off. :lol: How do you pronounce Michael Jackson in chinese? Milikumyoung. :lol: Did you hear Michael Jackson is cutting back on his involvement with the cub scouts? He's down to 3 packs a day. :lol: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog. :lol: |
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| Author: | n6nu [ Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:11 am ] |
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Why does Michael never win in Black Jack? He never hits anything over 10 :-) |
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| Author: | {§ÎR}à [ Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The "Lighter" Side of Michael Jackson |
Mortis wrote: You knew these would show up sooner or later...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with, and the other is used to carry food. :lol: Why does Michael Jackson wear hi water pants? Because when he wakes up in the morning he puts on the first pair he sees. :lol: How do you tell that it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. :lol: What did Michael Jackson say after being released from police custody? "I feel like a kid again." :lol: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is throwing a party? There's a bunch of Big Wheels parked out in front. :lol: When Michael Jackson was cutting his new album why did he call Boys II Men? He thought it was a delivery service. :lol: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new book? It's called the In's & Out's of Child Rearing. :lol: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? Two five year old boys. :lol: What did a woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son." :lol: What do Michael Jackson & K-mart have in common? Both have boys pants 1/2 off. :lol: How do you pronounce Michael Jackson in chinese? Milikumyoung. :lol: Did you hear Michael Jackson is cutting back on his involvement with the cub scouts? He's down to 3 packs a day. :lol: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog. :lol: Michael's next song , a remake of a song by Elton John : "Please let your son go down on me" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: Tri |
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| Author: | Baldrick [ Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Sick. |
But strangely hilarious :) :shock: :D :lol: |
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