Mortis wrote:
You knew these would show up sooner or later...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with, and the other is used to carry food. :lol:
Why does Michael Jackson wear hi water pants?
Because when he wakes up in the morning he puts on the first pair he sees. :lol:
How do you tell that it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand. :lol:
What did Michael Jackson say after being released from police custody?
"I feel like a kid again." :lol:
How can you tell when Michael Jackson is throwing a party?
There's a bunch of Big Wheels parked out in front. :lol:
When Michael Jackson was cutting his new album why did he call Boys II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service. :lol:
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new book?
It's called the In's & Out's of Child Rearing. :lol:
What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two five year old boys. :lol:
What did a woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son." :lol:
What do Michael Jackson & K-mart have in common?
Both have boys pants 1/2 off. :lol:
How do you pronounce Michael Jackson in chinese?
Milikumyoung. :lol:
Did you hear Michael Jackson is cutting back on his involvement with
the cub scouts?
He's down to 3 packs a day. :lol:
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog.
:lol:
Michael's next song , a remake of a song by Elton John : "Please let your son go down on me" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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