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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:50 pm 
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Mahatma wrote:
lol, Skank caught the clap too. The question is: Was it the same hooker?

Could it have to do with that cracks program?

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No not at all. Totally different STD. Mine is either cured or almost cured. Thanks mostly to my friends at Webuser :pirate:

Its such a shame. The Ukraine has such a wonderful aray of porn I don't know why they would try and hijack my DNS Server. Well a pox upon them as well as the offspring and may the all suffer anal warts orally.

Nice see your still about Mah.

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Well a pox upon them as well as the offspring and may the all suffer anal warts orally.


Which is worse, anal warts orally or oral warts anally?

Uggh, and I just ate too :P


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 Post subject: Speaking of ugh
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:00 pm 
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Jarg, your Avatar is going to give me nightmares. Turn it off or something. Do us all a favor and borrow BlondeHottie's! Yeah!

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The Jargonaut wrote:
Which is worse, anal warts orally or oral warts anally?


Good question. There is an upside to having oral warts anally in that if they are positiond properly a persons butt could double as a playdoe fuzzy pumper. Ahh look at that one has a key cut into it like a transmission shaft. Oh yeah but look at this one it has a perfect spline like the end of an axle :pukeright:


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ROFLMAO

Man, I think this is the funniest thread ever started on this forum, lolol!!!

It's true Jarg, that avatar is freakin scary! Where do you find these?! They've all been the best avatars I've ever seen.

On the issues of warts, though it is only a guess, I'd have to say that it's got to be worse to get anal worts orally. :bom:

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FYI: Spelled 'warts,' folks.

PS: My computer got its shot of penicillin. Everything working normally now...except for my video driver............

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 Post subject: Well?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:58 pm 
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What worked finally?

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So the 'Shoot the Messenger' program was working fine on the surface, but there was still something out there that would kick me out of programs (such as UT) and back to my desktop. The guys at HijackThis had me download and run about 3 additional programs which help identifiy the files running around my system. They even helped me get rid of a couple of nasty buggers that Norton wouldn't ditch. Two thumbs up for the HijackThis crew.

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 Post subject: Yay!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:44 pm 
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Big roaring applause!

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