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CRINGE
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OUCH!!!
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The Jargonaut
DARKMATTER wrote:
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The pickle slicer maybe, but definitely not the coffee grinder
ouch wouldnt that sting?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I guess I told this one too long ago:
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells his story.
"I work in a food processing plant Doc, and for ages now I've had this powerful fantasy about placing my organ in the pickle slicer. I became more and more obsessed with the idea. I was always thinking about it, and even started to dream about the idea. Finally, when it all became too much yesterday, I fulfilled my longstanding desire."
"My God!" Shouted the psychiatrist, "What happened?"
"Well", the man replied, "the foreman happened by just then, and when he saw what I was doing, he fired me on the spot."
"But my God, man!" screamed the psychiatrist "The pickle slicer!"
"Oh yes," said the man "she was fired too."
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