There is one thing I would like to know.
Are you all terrorists and where did all these nucyular weapons of mass destruction come from?
There is another thing I would like to know.
Are there any republicans here? And not republican guard either.
If there are, I would like to know if you could send me some money. It costs a lot for me to take care of yall. (I AM from Tixas so I can say yall) Anyways, It is a high maintenance job being your leader and it takes lots of money.
So, if you wouldn't mind send me as much as you can spare and I will make sure that every AMERICAN has a job. Not as good as mine, but a job.
I have heard that Walmart and Mickey D's (I'm Hip) are hiring.
Anyway, I got off the subject.
About these Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Did they come from a certain Axis of Evil country in the Middle East? Cause I haven't found any of 'em there.
They may have hidden 'em over here in AMERICA. So' I may have to start looking around over here.
Anyways, yall take care of your Weapons of Mass Destruction and don't let 'em fall into the wrong hands. If you are right handed make sure it stays tthat way.
Hey Laura! what's fer supper?
I got to go.
Bye yall!

The elected leader of the United States asked:



I hear that Mahatma is a staunch conservative. Mah makes Jesse Helms and Rush Limbaugh look like Siegfried and Roy. :shock: I am sure he would gladly contribute to your campaign.

lol

lol :lol:

roger that.

I also still believe that there are WMD factories in Iraq, that Osama is Saddam in disguise, and that the economy is doing better.

Also, if the north had never won, the slaves would be better off.

Yours in faith,
Mahatma

PS: And that Schwarzenegger is a brilliant man and can fix the fourth largest economy in the world.

:roll:

kill kill kill kill kill the poor.